Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Benzino Takes a Chips n' Pear Break

Benzino

It’s not easy being an uberdouche and partying with the slutty hotts on a full time basis.

In fact, it can be downright exhausting.

Ya gotta Bryll Cream your hair.

Grow a sexy Oates ‘stache.

Hang with ladies in short-shorts who like to flip off nearby cameras.

Sometimes it all gets too much for Benzino.

Times like that, Benzino needs a break. A chips n’ pear break.

# posted by douchebag1
8:05 am July, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I sense that the Ass-Sex Force is strong in that dark-haired one!

8:07 am July, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

NOT HIM !!!

8:07 am July, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

…just sayin’…

8:10 am July, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I can sense their brown eyes winking at me.

8:11 am July, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The butt-fuckery is strong with the bleeths.

8:13 am July, 24 Dickie Fingers said...

Keepin it classy on Mom’s porch.

8:45 am July, 24 killdoucher said...

i wonder if they are going to SANCHEZ the ‘zino’?

9:29 am July, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Now that’s the kind of Porch Beef I can get behind. And by get behind I mean Hard Anal.

10:01 am July, 24 Paula D. said...

Hey Y’all,

I’ve got some wonderful porch beef recipes I will post later.

Is it just me or is Benzino aging faster than potato salad on a hot day?

10:49 am July, 24 Dr Magnifico said...

Welcome back Nancy

11:06 am July, 24 Paula D. said...

Thank you Magnifica/tall guy

11:15 am July, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

If Benzino would put one tenth the effort into, say graduating high school, as he does posing for all these pics, he might actually have a job. Just sayin.

11:33 am July, 24 jonezy said...

I think I’m giving Benzino a pass on this one. Not from being a douchebag so much as I don’t really mind him being a D-bag in this pic cuz that’s some cool shit to have a couple hotts sloped over flashing their vevuzula holsters at us all.

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I can dig it.

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Like many greats before him, it’s almost becoming tolerable.

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I bet he could use a friend with a tasty cola beverage and some star tattoos right about now, if you know what I’m sayin…

12:30 pm July, 24 DarkSock said...

their baby holes smell like Axe Lubricant

12:31 pm July, 24 DarkSock said...

I can see their wiener clamps

12:31 pm July, 24 DarkSock said...

I can see their estrus valves

12:31 pm July, 24 DarkSock said...

I can see their stubble-halo’d yogurt sumps

12:32 pm July, 24 DarkSock said...

I can see their seam clamps

2:16 pm July, 24 jonezy said...

^

Girth Defibrillators

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Inverted Ponzi schemes

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Pollock canvases

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Meatstump switchboards

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Brownstar Duplex’s?

5:50 pm July, 24 Guid is Good said...

Benzino is a ‘bag for our times.

7:02 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

As the girls are demonstrating, it’s important to self-examine for rectal polyps twice weekly.

11:48 pm July, 25 ehcuodouche said...

I don’t want to know where he dips those chips.

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