Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Blue Man Poop

Halt who goes there

It’s like a 1990s alternative theatrical experience mated with a Jerzey club at 2am on a Tuesday and pooped out an existential crisis that could shake even a post-epiphany Raskolnikov.

Yeah. I made a Dostoyevksy reference.

That’s why The Superficial continues to mint money and I sit around on my rug chewing on refried been burritos and sipping a tasty Mr. Pibb.

# posted by douchebag1
12:45 pm July, 2 FredN. said...

ANOTHER spandex-tucked-into-MomJeans at a club?

WTF? Is this a thing?

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Cuz I would finally be considered cool.

12:53 pm July, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow. If his chest and head have already started to turn blue, I’d hate to see his nethers.

12:55 pm July, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No shit. This is how tired I am. I originally thought those arms behind his head were antennas on his costume. Hey Rev, send me some Lennie Specials please!

12:57 pm July, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Paulette Dean can’t wait to show her Gammy who she’s bring home for Sunday dinner.

12:58 pm July, 2 FredN. said...

Dr. Bunsen, I think you are hallucinating about the Tick

http://www.thetick.ws/images/The%20Tickpub.jpg

1:02 pm July, 2 Dickie Fingers said...

Next time take of the little doily glove when you give a hobo a hand job. That goes for both of you!

1:10 pm July, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She looks delightfully retarded. In a good way. She reminds me of a peeler I met once who wanted me to finger bang her arse in champagne room.

1:13 pm July, 2 FredN. said...

Dude, I hope you then used thyne same assbanged finger to pussyblast the next stripper, thereby spreading Vulvovaginitis all around the Sparkling Wine Room.

1:14 pm July, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Somalia may have the pirates, but Uganda is overrun with ninjas.

1:15 pm July, 2 Douche Wayne said...

“I’m afraid I just blue myself.”

1:15 pm July, 2 FredN. said...

http://www.drostproject.org/en_bovrep/images/bv02490.jpg

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Moos

1:19 pm July, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@FredN: I spent the next 40 minutes in the toilet giving my hands and epic scrubbing.

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Klaus Tallmann can reverse dunk, but it does hurt his back a little to have to bend over so far.

1:23 pm July, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blue Ninjas… if I remember my Magic the Gathering hierarchy they rank somewhere between Orange Leprechauns and Undead Manatees.

1:25 pm July, 2 creature said...

girls got some tail!

1:52 pm July, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Lurch Largeman squelches a tremendous fart, until he looks over his shoulder to see whats behind him

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PPPPPPFFfffffffffffffffff-PFFT- PFFT- PFFT-PF-PF-PFFT

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(I had to fart 17 times to get that quoted correctly, a “fart loop” so to speak)

2:17 pm July, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is that porn bleeth Cody Lane?

2:42 pm July, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Was this picture taken at the premier of the Black and Blue Man Group tour?

2:46 pm July, 2 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Baby arms for the Tick’s antennas FTW. Captain Liberteets approves.

3:47 pm July, 2 FredN. said...

Capt. James T. Douche — Cody Lane? She’s done some memorable chokework:

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/JPIPER77/jj.jpg

4:01 pm July, 2 Guid is Good said...

This is what happens when America starts outsourcing to Tata Superhero Solutions. “Please hold. Your impending peril is important to us.”

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