Breaking: Anthony Weiner To Star in Marvel's Upcoming 2014 Superhero Film "Carlos Danger"
You don’t come to HCwDB for timely news, I get it. But this story is too hilarious not to pass on.
Old crotch-packer friend of internet douchetrolls everywhere and current New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner continues to hang out and party in internet sex chat rooms like it’s 1997. Not only that but he hits on the internet ladiez as his alter-ego, Carlos Danger.
Tragically, this story was “broken” by old nemesis of the site, The Dirty. Led by its resident douchenozzle, Nik Ritchie, The Dirty is hoping to get renewed life as a witless husking vortex of party pics and suck.
Someday I’ll publish “Niks” emails to HCwDB begging for links back when it was “Dirty Scottsdale” and he was stealing all his pics from my site. But that’s neither here nor there. To paraphrase Kirk/Spock, Nik Ritchie is, and forever will be, a douche.
In the meantime, commence Weiner/Spitzer jokes like we’re all twelve years old, and carry onward until dawn.
how retarded is this matrix we inhabit!?
I think these Jews have balls of steel. Party on dudes and I hope you win cause you got your ideals straight. Jews go BK and start again the next day. I new a multi-millionaire who started his fortune picking rags in the depression and made it in textiles. They are going to take over the world with there Zionist conspiracies and get that fucking O’Bummer out of there. Long live Elie Weisel and the Nazi hunters. I’m pretty stoned on the weed and Jagermeister and have one more thing to say about the Jews. I never met a hebe (respect) I didn’t like.
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Ben Gurions
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I really like the big nose on this skinny Jew. She’d look better with her big nose full of dirty man juice.
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Although DB1 had me in a kerfuffle last week. I’m not Elton john I’m a stoned reverend. Sons.
I’d spear her with my flesh lance. Red wings too.Jews like getting eaten while they are on the kosher period. The under 20s are nice cause they still have chunk in their estrus flow.
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^ I just threw up a little in my mouth
Thank God for wiener. We get a break from Mister Tony pics. I almost, and I mean almost, feel bad for wiener. His entire existance is controlled by his dick. He has no control over his actions.
I’d vote for Carlos Danger. I think that says more about the state of modern democracy than my own failings.
s/b Carlos Dangler
from The Dirty: “Anthony Weiner is up to his old tricks again. I’ve been in contact with a young female girl who wishes to remain Anonymous.”
A young FEMALE GIRL??? What kind of girls are there other than female? This guy is an idiot. Ah the Weiner.
As one wag says, you have a Weiner and a Spitzer in the race, all you need now is a Swallower. No place like NY…how is the rest of the country supposed to take this place seriously?
Well, maybe the “female girl” is a reference to some news we don’t know about yet?
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Or is it because the writer’s mom smoked hash non-stop through her pregnancy? And gave birth to Ronald McDonald’s uncle: Donald.
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Donald Karpinski. Owner of the Golgotha Air Mile Rewards Office.
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Say hi to the champ! He’s still the Energizer Bunny!
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That’s when he lets his peeen do the talking.It whispers sweet nothings like, “YOU ARE MY HIROSHIMA!”
Swing states. He he.
That chick next to him could fellate a mailbox.
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recyclers.
The man is the gift that keeps on giving. Even a year after he’s resigned in disgrace.
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Sock, such an act would be known, and will forever be known, I now decree, as a “Huma Job”. And I can’t believe I’m the first one to say it.