Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Breaking: Someone Was In Public With Someone Else

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So this is apparently some “famous” porn star named “Stoya” with a formerly famous 90s alt-rock dude who took his name from iconic pop culture icons of earlier generations as an ironic statement on the very mass culture pablum that he himself now partakes in.

So they were together.

And they walked down the street.

And this is news because famous.

I’m like TMZ, bitches!! Take that, lawyer Harvey Levin!!

I post this pic because I like to keep up with current pop culture baubles in the news.

Actually, no. No I don’t.

I think contemporary TMZ-infused pop culture is a circus of ridiculousness, a reality show without end, point, interest, narrative, conflict, nor cultural resonance.

Not since the Paris Hilton-Lindsey Lohan frenemy war of 2007, which I will grant was rather enjoyable, has any of this idiocy held sway to me.

I enjoy mocking the anonybags and the real world hotts who cohabit in their toxic orbit.

Other than that, Hollywood is a silly place.

# posted by douchebag1
7:45 am July, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

The absurdity of Hollywood is the accruement of wealth allowing the expression of stupid ideas.

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For example, I tend to not walk around holding a rubber snake as a statement; did you notice the snake!?!

7:46 am July, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

She has the Mayan eye of “I’m milking this society for all it’s worth”.

7:55 am July, 3 creature said...

what’s with the fat kid in camo shorts? is he carrying the jelly-dong case?

8:01 am July, 3 FredN. said...

Hehheh, his ‘show’ in Chicago just got downgraded to the Riv, which can only seat 1000 I think?

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And Stoya, while cute, is really just a facsimile of Brian Hugh Warner’s ideal mate, a mannequin:

http://m.i.uol.com.br/celebridades/2011/08/31/cantor-marilyn-manson-passeia-com-uma-mulher-vestida-de-boneca-e-com-um-vestido-extravagante-29811-1314798823680_1920x1080.jpg

8:22 am July, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Beautiful people?

8:36 am July, 3 jonezy said...

^ I’m pretty sure the Riv still has no AC. Or acoustics for that matter. Neither of which is necessary for the dredges attending “his” shows. Its? I don’t know what to call that thing.

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Freddie- I’m going to this Wavefront music fest on Friday. It will undoubtedly be chalk full of DBs, but naturally, I’m going for the lady viewing. All ages show. On Montrose Beach. Girls in bikinis. What could go wrong?

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oh yea, its all DJ sets. I might just wear earplugs the whole time. Anyway, I hope to capture an IRL HCwDB moment- perhaps some new wave Peaches Point or DoggyBaggin maneuver will reveal itself as a DB trend of 2013. Time will tell.

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Any other bag hunters embarking on this foray into Doucheland? I honestly think there is a 75% chance I see a real life sighting of Donkey Douche. Don’t know whether to be afraid or excited. The bourbon and pharmies should take care of that though…

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Wish me luck Gents- http://www.wavefrontmusicfestival.com/ridethewave.php

8:36 am July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Stoya is great if you like your hotts impossibly thin and with perfect skin… which I do so, um, errrph, I don’t have anything else to add.

8:38 am July, 3 jonezy said...
8:45 am July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nice WWII era U-boat coat. Like many of the officers uniforms, these were designed by Hugo Boss.

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Still got nothin’

8:46 am July, 3 FredN. said...

Jonezy, I had no idea that thing was happening. Montrose Beach, eh? I remember getting busted by the CPD on Montrose Dr. while steaming up the windows with a chickie back in high school.

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Is it bad if I hope this happens?

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1994-06-19/news/9406190133_1_lake-michigan-breakwater-chicago-river

I’d pray to my buddhaallahjawheh that a lakewater seiche come and sweep them DB’s off my beach.

9:25 am July, 3 Tits McGee said...

Fred n Jonezy – youve both articulated my sentiments exactly. while i dont shy away from all electronic music, i think checking the WFMF with a set of these mugs:

http://img3.etsystatic.com/000/0/6200338/il_fullxfull.243839219.jpg

would lend a great opportunity for some fodder for this site. ill be the skinny guy laughing like a retarded child on his first trip to the zoo.

9:25 am July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Harvey Levin should catch his schvantz in his zipper

9:38 am July, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s too depressing to get me to muster enough energy to craft any mock.

9:46 am July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Harvey Levin is the societal equivalent of some parasitic apparition that goes through your dustbin looking for cum rags to suck on.

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Porn star and over-the-hill rocker? Meh. It’s too cliche to get worked up over. But left-handed jew lawyer turned celebrity felcher… that’s worthy of some mock.

9:49 am July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Harvey Levin should get the trots from a bad gefilte fish at Cantor’s

9:54 am July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

@ Jonezy

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The lineup for that Wavefront thing is a “Who’s Who” of douchebag DJ’s. More trashcan to the head fuckwads than you can,… er,…. wave a trash can at..

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Might wanna bring your iPod to drwon out the shit that’s gonna flow out of those speakers

9:55 am July, 3 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I peed in a “famous” porn star once.

11:07 am July, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Looked at the first part of the alphabet of those Djs.

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White people really *do* steal everything.

11:59 am July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Poor Brian and Harvey Levin remind me of the same thing: You know when you get done makin’ the whoopie and you’re cleaning up with a tissue or paper towel (pretty much whatever paper product is handy) and there’s that bit that gets stuck on your meat pump. You try and roll it off but it doesn’t budget. You try going at it a *little* harder but it’s still stuck. You contemplate licking your fingers and going at it but then decide no fuccen way. So eventually you get pissed of enough to jump into the shower just to get this fuccen piece of annyoance off and away from you as fast as possible. Yeah, they remind me of that annoying piece of tissue.

2:57 pm July, 3 creature said...

harvey levin smokes pole

3:55 pm July, 3 FredN. said...

Dude, wife just left and now I have to xhamster the fuck out of Stoya. Daaaaaammmmnn. Fireworks tonight!

10:20 pm July, 3 The Dude said...

Johnn Largeboxx is tewtally phewtewbombing this pic.

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