Thursday, July 25, 2013

Brothabag Perephone Scores Isis of Nile

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Oh, right. This is the one where Perephone the Ancient challenges a hoard of angry Sumerians to a feats of strength, then tricks them using rope and tinderbox, only to win Isis of Nile’s heart after saving a goat from a tree branch.

Don’t worry. You wouldn’t know it. It’s one of the more obscure ancient Egyptian fairy tales.

You know. Like “Ramses and the Disappearing Case of Bud Light.” Or “Hotep Hits on the Mead Wenches.”

Sort of like the SyFy version of the myths of ancient civilizations. They were popular among the underclass, but never really made it to primetime.

Yup. No idea again.

I’m a little slow today, I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart

# posted by douchebag1
11:13 am July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

“Perephones adorning of the Soxian Robes”

11:14 am July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

“Bentleyrian Markings of the Forestern”

11:17 am July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

“Trading of Fine Silks for Spectecleese’s Lord Vision Aparratus and The Blinding of Loveless Pharoh Bleeths”

11:23 am July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

“Damn, Bitch, You Be Fine” and other psalms from the Ancient Sanscrit:

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Lo!, Hark! Damn, Bitch, You be fine

Finest tail in Ejuptt

Them pointy stone thangs out there in the sand

And that animal wit’ da dude head with the broked off nose

Done make me wantchyo’ curly azz

Jump in my hooptie, pulled by slaves

My dad has

A thousand horses, camels and assorted alpacas for your hand, but we jus’ hookin’ up……

Kno’ what I mean?

We just hookin’ up

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Damn, Bitch, you be fine

12:04 pm July, 25 douchebag1 said...

Just you n’ me today Vin. Lets get a slushie.

12:05 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

I’m up for a McFlurry. I’ll buy

12:29 pm July, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Grandmaster Flush

12:40 pm July, 25 DarkSock said...

So now PhotoShop sells make-up? Her face looks faker than Nikki Minaj on the cover of Black Hair Monthly:
ewf
So I have a subscription…gotta fap to somethin’.
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RealDoll Humpers.

1:08 pm July, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ The 40 subscriptions to Vibe ran out?

1:38 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s not black, she’s Playdough.

1:40 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Michael Jackson’s Ghost just called and said, “I’m blacker than that ‘Ho.”

1:40 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do you think that’s Mary J. Bligh’s real hair?

1:41 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tammy Faye Baker just called to tell Rhianna she wants her hair back.

2:05 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Elton John just called Monica to say he wants his hair back.

5:32 pm July, 25 creature said...

Spike Lee now a ChiSox fan?

5:59 pm July, 25 Guid is Good said...

This is not that whole Jesus was a brotha thing is it?

8:40 am July, 26 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

No joke boss, thought of that Sanka ref this morning myself as I walked by a coffee cart walking to the office. Karma or sumpin’

9:57 am July, 27 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Hey DB1,

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Not to be a douche, but “Perephone” was a woman, not a dude. 🙂

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