Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Captain Pubing Sings "I'm Douching Away"

Captain-Pubing-and-the-barely-legals

I’m douching away,

Set an open course for the virgin hotts,

‘Cause I’ve got to be free

free of groin itch,

that’s been bothering me,

I’m bored, I’m the captain,

so touch my schwang,

We’ll search for your boobies,

And make sure you don’t have a schwang,

And I’ll try, oh Tebus, I’ll try

to fonnnnndllllleeee my nipssssss… in public.

I look to the sea,

reflections in the waves spark my rectal itch,

Some happy, some sad,

I think of doing jello shots,

And a DJ named Snitch,

we boinked happily forever,

so the story goes,

But somehow we missed out,

On smoking pot that’s old

So we’ll try, best that we can,

to watch me dress like an asswipe in the hoppppeeeessss… of getting some booty.

A gathering of hottie suckle thighs,

appeared above my nood,

They sang to me this song of boobs,

and this is what they Wooo’d,

They Wooo’d, “Come douche away,

come douche away, come douche away with me girls,

Come douche away, come douche away, come douche away with me….

# posted by douchebag1
4:23 pm July, 10 creature said...

the rarely seen in nature, white yellow white oreo!

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that & Styxx was a supremely lame pedophile-pegboy band that even the 70’s rejected

4:43 pm July, 10 Duck Duck Douche said...

Blueshorts is underage.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that…

6:23 pm July, 10 Sir Douche said...

Is that a light bulb on his pinky?

7:33 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

I can’t think of anything funny to say, and I am saying it.

8:42 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pimpy has a coupla nice bitches here. He has a loose hold on them. I would politely take him aside and for just two hours of uninhibited underage (in some places, not Canada…Son) use of his ladies and send him on his way for maybe $500 and test them out for free until the next day, on which I would return to greener pastures. And by greener pastures I mean Stepford Wives. And shit. I can’t agree with ya Creature this one. I got some young lay to dat shit when I was in junior high-the days before the world started to get even worse.

How come DB1 doesn’t get rid of the stupid period we have to type instead of something very futuristic like “tab”. Which just didn’t work. Fuck I hate working. Fuck Fuckwererring fucvk.

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I’ll show ya some age shock Styx before they broke uo the last time. I always thought if them as CSN x Elton John Musical and I saw them way back with SAGA and REO Speedwagon, and it wa……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………vxasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

8:43 pm July, 10 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in their buttocks.

8:44 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

OOPS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzkEm9C-axE

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Sentimental Paedophilicas

4:04 am July, 11 Guid is Good said...

Thuston Howell III rolls over in his grave. “Oh Lovey ! “.

6:59 am July, 11 hermit said...

The good captain’s got seaman written all over his face.

7:17 am July, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Blueshorts maybe under age, but I’d still hit it.

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For her 18th birthday present.

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What?

9:03 am July, 11 creature said...

sorry rev, they still suck…each other

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greeks

11:25 am July, 11 Vin Douchal said...

It’s like a gay “Three’s Company”. What’s next, RuPaul as Mr Roper?

12:51 pm July, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“Look what the gays have done to me!!”

– Lucille Bluth

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