Monday, July 15, 2013
Dear Sophie
Dear Sophie,
You are the mellifluous lute player that haunts my carnal carnations. How your bucktooth smile, lack of stable job, and general confusion when watching Wheel of Fortune (“What’s with all the letters?”) are no match for the loinal desire of my inner sixteen year old’s hormonal crack attack. I appreciate your potential for supremly divine pokal prodal, and do not judge your obsession with Skrillex. Well, maybe I do a little.
With love, unearned respect, and my deepest affected affections through verbal affectation,
– DB1
This is the kind of girl that goes for guys that look like Orville Redenbacher, so long as the have at least 2 billion banked, and they are too old and/or sickly to get it up anymore. The best a guy like me can hope for is that she takes a liking to my girlfriend and the two of them let me participate… and by participate I mean whimper to myself from the next room while I listen in.
Backwards Ball Cap McGees facial expression says it all and by says it all I bet she’s got a great ace. I approve of BBCM and his appreciation of Sophies hind quarters.
I bet she can hold that expression in a bukkake.
I’d shoot my load through her fake glasses.
BBCM’s eyebrows have hard ons.
♪♫DB1 and Sophie/
♪♫Sitting in a tree♪♫
Racktacular.
Ah Hell. Someone has to say it.
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Boobies!!!!
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Son.
ps, can I rub bacon grease on your canned hams
She spits spermazoa through the tooth gap she self-conciously hides. She likes guys that don’t stare at her horrifying smile and stare at her rack and tramp stamp while pounding her from behind to avoid her ravaging rake of a smile. We call em rakers around these premises, Son. And you tell your friends about the raking and shit. And shit.
I don’t know what Skrillex is but it was almost killed with fire. Greasy dirty hipsters.
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http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/17/skrillex-hair-fire-birthday-hollywood-video/
Is this Nikita von James?
As a glass half empty kind of guy, I’m thinking Backward Hat Douche might be expressing dismay that her hindquarters look they were manufactured at a Breakstone Cottage Cheese factory and her Tramp Stamp tattoo of Steve-O (respect) has fallen into her ass.
Also, she looks like she’s a cunt.
Hello, Sophie, hello girls! It is always nice to speak the rack twins.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4535518/?ref_=sr_3
Yea, that’s a pic of me….I don’t have a gap, I had braces when I was a kid, I’m not even with the guy in the pic he must have been standing behind me, I’m 107 lbs so I’m pretty sure that I don’t have a cottage cheese ass, and I also have 4 college degrees so I’m pretty sure that I can read, etc. Now find something fucking better to do…My name’s also not Sophie but that’s fine you fucked it up on this site anyway.