Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Douche Signs and Tongue, by Dr. Seuss
Do you like
douche signs and tongue,
I do not like them,
Sam-A-Fung.
I do not like
douche signs and tongues.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
douche signs and tongue.
I do not like them,
Sam-A-Fung.
Got nuthin’. Need a coffee.
I like it when a hott wears her skirt impossibly low.
Sally on the left side of pic wishes she would have skipped this train wreck of a night and stayed home and read Fifty Shades of Grey. Again.
You will hear of douchebags and rumors of douchebags, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.
Isn’t the whole gang sign thing soooo 2010?
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and not to belabor the point, but what IS/WAS the point of those hand gestures anyway?
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.Does a suburban white chick/dude whose father is probably a dentist get sexual attraction points for mimicking a black street gang?
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did they ever?
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…..or is it just acting stupid for stupid’s sake that does the trick?
That’s one scary looking douche. And tongue wins over Gene Simmons.
gang sign on right looks delectable
Choad: I think you answered your own question. Stupid is as stupid does.
Choad: Never has a peace sign, nor Devil horns, been a “gang sign”.
Unless, hippies and guys in black t-shirts at a Judas Priest concert are now considered gangstas.
Jenny LargeMons evokes the spirit of piece. Of ass.
Jenny LargeMons says “Is there a draft in here or are you just breathing hard on my Netherlands?”
Jenny LargeMons demonstrates her technique for performing chopsticks on her parents’ upright piano.
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Speaking of Upright
Jenny LargeMons has three arms, so she can jerk you off while she plays chopsticks on her parents’ upright piano.
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Multitasking
Jenny LargeMons is giving me the Mayan Eye of Quim.
Jenny LargeMons is the new host on the view and I call cunt.
I second The Rev’s cunt and dost proclaim Low-Skirt Leslie gives me the renoBs.
Jenny LargeMon’s skirt’s so low she has to shave her ankles
Jenny LargeMon’s skirt’s so low she has to pull it UP to pee.
Jenny LargeMon’s skirt’s so low deaf men can see her fart.
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I don’t know what that means.
Jenny LargeMon’s skirt’s so low her clit looks like Kilroy.
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Did I use that one already?
Jenny LargeMon’s skirt’s so low she has to lay down to reach her lighter