Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Evil Yellow Sunball Demands Pear Sacrifice

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Will no one be able to satisfy the carnal demands of this cruel and twisted demigod??

# posted by douchebag1
11:23 am July, 31 Douche Wayne said...

It ranks itself honestly, or else it gets the hose. The plaid hose.

11:24 am July, 31 Vin Douchal said...

If this is an Ass Pear contest, that is a generous”6″

11:58 am July, 31 FredN. said...

Kristen Schaal at a Pear contest. Ugh.

12:01 pm July, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Vin.

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I think there’s a decimal point before the “6”.

12:17 pm July, 31 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Weak-chinned Linda from Accounting up next…

12:28 pm July, 31 Dickie Fingers said...

I don’t think either one of those guys handles much ass.

12:29 pm July, 31 Dickie Fingers said...

The picture is watermarked “gravity”.

12:34 pm July, 31 Wheezer said...

John Largepearslappinman is judging by texture, sheen, and jiggliness.

12:50 pm July, 31 FredN. said...

Kristen Schaal in a Pear contest. Ugh.

1:16 pm July, 31 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’d hit it hard.

assmonkeys

2:38 pm July, 31 DarkSock said...

It looks like the airport security checkpoint out of Albania.
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Speaking of homely lesbians – I have secured graphic photographic proof of Plinky’s Mom being service orally by another woman:
eqwe

3:24 pm July, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You got it all wrong; she’s pulling the number for the next up at a Gang Bang.

5:47 pm July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s got a seven ass. But when she was 15 she was a 9. And 14 gets ya 20. And 29 or 6 to 4. Son.

I’ma gotta get stoned. And piss.

6:01 pm July, 31 hermit said...

This is gynecology under Obamacare. Take a number, stand in line and wait your turn for underqualified Dr. Largeman to quell his erection long enough to probe your vaginal cavity, searching for malignant growth with only a vague understanding of gynecological medicine and his unsanitary, bare fingers.

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That chick on the right can rip through a bag of Doritos with a vengeance and chug a large milkshake in fourteen seconds.

8:16 pm July, 31 creature said...

this must be Iowa!

8:17 pm July, 31 creature said...

….farmers like back fat & are generous in regards to wimmen….can she yank on a teat?

8:36 pm July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hermit

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Word

8:37 pm July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^No racist

9:42 pm July, 31 Tackle Box said...

@ creature.

No, it’s not Iowa. It’s Canada. So…. pretty much the same thing.

10:30 pm July, 31 The Dude said...

I peed in a rockgina once.

4:43 am August, 1 DarkSock said...

Behold the glamorous Miss Slutty Stenographer 2013 Pageant held in Ho Ho Kus and Weehawken, the twin jewels in Jersey’s crown.

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