Sunday, July 21, 2013

F@#K You Texas!

In response to the obnoxious Texas governor Rick Perry’s recent ads telling New York businesses to move to Texas, the great Lewis Black tells Texas what’s up.

Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, there’s this.

Whoops: Had a premature pub yesterday, so lets give Perry the full finger today.

# posted by douchebag1
8:02 am July, 20 Tits McGee said...

I’m from Texas, have travelled all around, and can honestly say I am disappointed in Lewis Black.

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Rick Perry can take a long walk off a short pier, and we don’t claim the retard from Connecticut who was the 43d President, but Mr. Black spends half of this video upselling a metro area versus an entire state based on comparative variety of food choices.

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That being said… boobs (yes I’m referring to Mr. Black and Mr. Perry). Grow up.

8:04 am July, 20 Tits McGee said...

Oh, and DB1… great vid.

8:17 am July, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Two great vids.

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Wasn’t Texas supposed to secede? What the fuck’s the hold up?

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Fuck Texas! Fuck Jackie!

9:16 am July, 20 Tits McGee said...

Louis Black in his finest hour – that’s the best bit I’ve ever seen him do. Fuck you Texass and the horse you rode in on.

9:56 am July, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Tits, he was the governor of Texas. You can’t disown your culpability for him.

9:57 am July, 20 Douchble Helix said...

^^^ That would be like DB1 shirking his responsibility for Snookie.

10:20 am July, 20 creature said...

have been to Texas dozens of times & have enjoyed it greatly. particularly like the hill country & have eaten the best BBQ & oddly schnitzel…shiner bock is a fine beer!

…the only problem with Texas is, well, Texans

10:22 am July, 20 creature said...

Oh…& the Dallas Cowboys are a crap franchise!

10:33 am July, 20 DarkSock said...

I’m one door down from Texas,buffered from them only by swamp and coon-ass Cajuns. Basically, what Creature said – Beautiful State; if only they could fumigate the Texans out of it.

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Proudly, willfully, arrogantly ignorant is no way to go through life.

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Cowboys.

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And I’ve been to NYC. Meh.

10:52 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I assume NY to have better street food, but i ain’t never been to that dang darn Texas. What the fuck did you you drink this week DB1? You are railing against the potency of older white men in your rant but appear to be falling apart at the seams and sounding like a little GenYney boy. I’ll tell you on behalf of aging white men of the West that we don’t get a boner from kids being killed and we don’t root for gun-toting Floridians to shoot the Mulattos (respect). We old men do however recognize a well developed rule of law which keeps us civilized. It is not perfect and as a result of this weeks events will likely evolve to a better state regarding weapons carrying by Neighbourhood Watch doofuses. Get a fucking dog assholes.

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The name dropping of MacLuhan and Foucault lead the reader to think that you are a figment of your own pretense. A poseur who mocks poseurs. Is your cock falling off? I think that you are the one being controlled by the lefty media. Sure Fox News and Breitbart and Beck and Limbaugh are a bunch of buffoons and that is why people watch them. The lefty news plays the same game. It’s not news anymore. It’s all entertainment. Right or left it’s all intended to distract from the world’s harsh realities. Obama is controlled by the news filters just like the rest of you. Only by being a part of the media can an impotent President feign control over a nation clinging by its fingertips to relevance. How can you concede the whitewash over a maniac terrorist by an old hippie rag with infantile psychoshit. And the black kid! There were some 70 black kids shot by their homies in Chicago last week. That is newsworthy but nobody wants to talk about it because nobody wants to upset the cart. The sham must be continued to calm the masses before they join the militias coiled to pounced against a tyranny buying up their ammunition.

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Now I never liked the muslims for their reign of genocide against Jews and Christians, ( the Crusades and slavery were a long time ago, Son) and I’m not into censorship, but you just surely see the reason for the backlash against the RS cover making the stupid little shit follower look like Dylan.

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I look beyond the news for my info. Let’s see if we can all digest this and then try to gloss over it with some puerile undergraduate esoterics like DB1 would.

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And if you could stomach that, remember that those are the poor rebels of Syria. Should they be profiled as victims of chance and circumstance? I don’t fucking think so.

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The Trayvon Martin case. Well it is sad for any kid to go to his death stalking a well-meaning and perhaps misguided or overzealous citizen Watchman while dealing with his munchies (deep respect and understanding) and letting his stone get carried away thinking the creepy ass cracker was a paedophile. But look at the reasoned response by my brothers that the media won’t play. Fuck! even Youtube won’t allow comments so they can continue massaging our minds. Google even treats this truth about black America like porn. You have to dig through the net for the truth for fucks sake.

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And the credible witness. This one is buried a little deep not to raise suspicion of an anti-white conspiracy.

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Prescious here is a fucking genius. She just spilled the beans.

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Anyway. Keep the fucking liberal politics off this genius of a site. Use your wordsmithery for fun and games and mock. There is no need to insult your elders, veterans, and others with your missuse of your intelligence…and shit. Son.

11:25 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There was a time not too long ago where the thought of New York having to defend itself from an “attack” by a Texas governor would be ludicrous, beneath the dignity of the greatest city in the world. However, things have changed and the tenuous grip the Big Apple has as the greatest city in the world cannot take such an affront.

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Funny how certain angry old white men are acceptable to the Left, isn’t it? BTW, Lewis Black really has just stolen his schtick from George Carlin and mixed in a little Dennis Leary.

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And New York can’t even get a real New Yorker to stand up against Texas’s galling suggestion than the Lone Star State may be a better place to run a business. Where’s Woody Allen or Georgia-born Spike Lee who at least lives and films and is a part of Manhattan’s fabric? Instead, we get Lewis Black, Maryland born and bred who has adopted a NYC Tough Guy personna.

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The truth is New York is a lousy place to live, run a business, raise a family or go to school. Unless, of course, you are part of the cadre of bankers and financiers who pay off politicians and are part of the new class of Crony Capitalists who do their best to keep more and more for themselves and conspire with the political class to rig the game, and keep the rest of us in our place.

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Lewie Black and the rest doth protest too much…

11:51 am July, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Rev, US & state congress people pass “legislation” without concern for “law” or “justice”.

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Fox and those others exist, and dominate the room.

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I quit reading after that, maybe a couple more lines.

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Get your own goddam website, if you’re so goddam smart.

12:13 pm July, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I spent the longest year of my life one week in Texas.

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.Great ‘cue, though. If only it came without Texans.

8:48 am July, 21 creature said...

Kinky Friedman is OK

8:52 am July, 21 creature said...

like some folk from Lubbock too, good musicians…Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly & Joe Ely is a very cool cat!

9:27 am July, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sorry, but this like arguing about whether its better to eat a cat turd or a dog turd. It’s an interesting question… If you like to eat turds.

10:06 am July, 21 turdle boy said...

i like turdles

10:26 am July, 21 killdoucher said...

MAGNA CARTA. simple. don’t force me to take a bite of your shit sandwich and i will not put a gun to your head and tell ya to have a heaping peanut filled bite of mine…..kay!!

1:17 pm July, 21 Troy Tempest said...

1. Texas sucks donkey dick. It’s a state with only one city worth living in (Austin). The rest of the dump sucks. Not because it’s bad, per se, but because Texans are, by and large, a bunch of assholes. As Darksock noted:

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“Proudly, willfully, arrogantly ignorant is no way to go through life.”

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So, straight up, FUCK TEXAS.

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2. New York City is no prize. Upstate NY is lovely. (Ithaca, the finger lakes – just grand) NYC sucks donkey balls. It’s obscenely expensive, ugly in a way that is hard to describe – its ugliness is more based in its arrogance. It’s a nasty piece of work with an inflated sense of self importance. It thinks it matters. IT doesn’t. It’s just another big ugly city. And the financial assholes down town should all be led out and shot for caving in the world economy to finance their greed. Fuck em.

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3. LA sucks. Between NY and LA, I’ll take NY. LA’s only excuse for existence is its centrality in the Ideological State Apparatus keeping the whole shit show rolling. If there was one city I think should be erased from history it’s LA. Fuck that place. It has done geometrically more evil than good.

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Washington DC – people like to get all up about the gummint. Well, the gummint is just a tool. It is how the ruling class protects and projects its interests. IF the working classes were the ruling class, then the gummint would protect and project their interests. IT all follows from there. As a city? DC is a shit hole among shit holes. It’s not as bad as LA and no where near as bad as NYC, but it’s seriously fucked.

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And Florida? Fuck the whole place. I’m down with Bugs on this one:

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Althusserians…

2:07 pm July, 21 DrVino said...

Yeah, fuck the second strongest state economy where there are limited taxes and property prices are reasonable. Yeah, fuck that….

2:10 pm July, 21 DarkSock said...

Might I add – FUCK DELAWARE. Name one thing from there that matters. I hate Delaware. Why do we tolerate them?
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Sacramento ain’t bad. Boston’s OK, except for the micks. San Diego gets a pass because of the wholesome-girl-nerds-for-the-rest-of-the-year Cosplay Sluts that show up once a year for Comicon.
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2:13 pm July, 21 DarkSock said...

Reasonable property taxes in an arid desert full of sister-fuckin’ hayseeds? No way!
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Beats Delaware though.

3:03 pm July, 21 creature said...

Joe Flacco & crab cakes….blue hen who bags too

3:06 pm July, 21 creature said...

also had shit loads of fun in NYC, Los Angeles (native speak for the crass label LA, & our nations capitol, but, you gotta have dough to enjoy those towns properly

3:21 pm July, 21 creature said...

the original handle for this sprawling metropolis

…El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles

The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels,

named for a mural painted on the wall of St. Francis’ chapel in Assisi…quite beautiful actually… reduced by east coast & midwest shithole transplants to El Lay

…now say it properly & stop cluttering up my freeways!

4:13 pm July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I went to Philadelphia once. Worst Philly Cheesesteak in the world and the Marines protecting the Liberty Bell really hate being rushed with flashing lights by stoned Arkansanians and a drunk Canuck. And that Rocky thing is a pile of shite. Lots of Masonics. Son.

4:15 pm July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Prayers to Our Lady.^^And shit.

6:00 pm July, 21 Guid is Good said...

I’ve always wished the government would tell me what size soda to buy. Now it does.

6:26 pm July, 21 DarkSock said...

Damn right, Guid is Good…it’s even happening in my Red State Bastion o’ Mississippi.

6:59 pm July, 21 DarkSock said...

Allow me to heal this red/blue schism that has afflicted our brethren with the healing powers of Mons Pubis.
weq

7:08 pm July, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Much better that 7 – 11 tells me what size soda to buy.

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Because they’re doctors.

8:22 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

I was born in NYC, live in LA – and no one has ever called me an asshole. 50 years of good behavior!

8:23 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

Thanks for the ‘Pubis, ‘Sock. I love peaches for the peach fuzz!

4:34 am July, 22 Guid is Good said...

Vote Democrat. A mons pubis for every pot.

6:25 am July, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

What’s the difference between a coonass and a jackass?

The Sabine River.

8:05 am July, 22 DarkSock said...

What’s the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake?

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One less drunk.

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