Friday, July 5, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

He’s written a script;

An autobiography

Called “Homey Alone”.

 

Man cannot live on

Tight abs and great boobs alone

But it’s a good start

— DoucheyWallnuts

Macaulay Culkin

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— Rev Chad F’n iPhone

Her tits are furry

His tits are shaven so clean

They scare Culken stick

— The Dude

 

 

her look says it all

will finally get Big-O

home alone dildo

— creature

She shaves her llama

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by douchebag1
7:30 am July, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Man cannot live on

Tight abs and great boobs alone

But it’s a good start

7:34 am July, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Macaulay Culkin

On a stick is better than

Douchebag on two legs

7:46 am July, 5 Rev Chad Fucking iPhone said...

Macaulay Culkin

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

7:55 am July, 5 The Dude said...

Her tits are furry

His tits are shaven so clean

They scare Culken stick

7:56 am July, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

The girl next door was

home alone; Terminator

brings her ewok bra.

8:09 am July, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts the fuzz on

Her tits, or she gets the stick

The Macaulay stick

8:37 am July, 5 Troy Tempest said...

delayed adulthood

creates the douchebag and bleeth

-future farm workers.

8:46 am July, 5 creature said...

can’t tell which is worse

furkini or day-glo douche

these folks dress in dark

8:48 am July, 5 creature said...

her look says it all

will finally get Big-O

home alone dildo

8:52 am July, 5 creature said...

photos like this one

send message to rest of world

time to rape U. S.

8:57 am July, 5 creature said...

pair is living proof

kooks will put on anything

to stand out in crowd

9:00 am July, 5 creature said...

Katy proves again

wearing this stupid get up

she looks better nude

9:12 am July, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douche Superpower

Is only claim the US

Can make recently

9:32 am July, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Macaulay more shamed

by these two than when he got

Michael Jackson’s stick

9:55 am July, 5 Morbo said...

Nick thought it was cool

to go to “Rocky Horror”;

real horror, though, is him

9:56 am July, 5 Rev Chad Fucking iPhone said...

It puts the child in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The Pesci Hose

9:56 am July, 5 Morbo said...

Plan to spook Michael

Jackson at concert backfires

because he is dead

9:57 am July, 5 Morbo said...

Macauley’s given

more blow jobs in his lifetime

than she will in hers

10:01 am July, 5 Morbo said...

Culkin’s head, floating

cap or menacing ‘banger;

lots of terror here

10:10 am July, 5 Rev Chad Fucking iPhone said...

It’s fingers are too

Old and crippled for gadgets

I blame the hipsters

10:15 am July, 5 UFO Destroyers said...

Moments later crowd

fills void, crushing douche and Bleeth.

Mac screams silently

10:28 am July, 5 Rev Chad Fucking iPhone said...

It puts the labia

On the poutine or it get

The gravy. Chad gravy

10:38 am July, 5 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Always go to raves

With Macauly Caulkin pic

Ladies flock to that

10:47 am July, 5 FoghornLeghorn said...

He should have been more

specific, when he asked her

to shave her beaver.

11:19 am July, 5 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Fur boobs? MacAuley?

Weird, but still the most normal

people at the rave

11:33 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

MacAuley has more

fear from Wet Bandits

than she will from douche.

11:35 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Please look at us, we’re

ironic!” they say. More like

moronic thinks crowd.

11:37 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shaved female wookie

and Max Headroom have blind date.

In more ways than one.

11:41 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

MacAuley seems shocked

attention whores still upright

at Motorhead gig.

11:47 am July, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the child in

the basket or it gets the

Hose. The Pesci hose

11:52 am July, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She shaves her llama

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

11:52 am July, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Where the hell is Sock?

Some 4th of July mishap?

Or “recovering”?.

11:54 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two have no clue

that GWAR have dedicated

current song to them.

1:24 pm July, 5 Wheezer said...

Furkini can’t be

copied; I’d still like to see

her K.C. Bombers.

1:45 pm July, 5 Morbo said...

What’s more awkward than

Stick-Culkin and furry boobs?

This was grade school play

1:48 pm July, 5 Morbo said...

Gang banger eyes prey;

Largeman is pissed, wishes

he’d brought Bieber’s head

3:22 pm July, 5 The Dude said...

Her tits stay covered

Or she gets the motorboard

Rave douche motorboard

12:34 am July, 6 The Dude said...

10.28a

Rev Chad made some great gravy

Not for me, ya know

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