Friday, July 5, 2013
Friday Haiku
He’s written a script;
An autobiography
Called “Homey Alone”.
Man cannot live on
Tight abs and great boobs alone
But it’s a good start
— DoucheyWallnuts
Macaulay Culkin
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— Rev Chad F’n iPhone
Her tits are furry
His tits are shaven so clean
They scare Culken stick
— The Dude
her look says it all
will finally get Big-O
home alone dildo
— creature
She shaves her llama
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Man cannot live on
Tight abs and great boobs alone
But it’s a good start
Macaulay Culkin
On a stick is better than
Douchebag on two legs
Macaulay Culkin
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Her tits are furry
His tits are shaven so clean
They scare Culken stick
The girl next door was
home alone; Terminator
brings her ewok bra.
She puts the fuzz on
Her tits, or she gets the stick
The Macaulay stick
delayed adulthood
creates the douchebag and bleeth
-future farm workers.
can’t tell which is worse
furkini or day-glo douche
these folks dress in dark
her look says it all
will finally get Big-O
home alone dildo
photos like this one
send message to rest of world
time to rape U. S.
pair is living proof
kooks will put on anything
to stand out in crowd
Katy proves again
wearing this stupid get up
she looks better nude
Douche Superpower
Is only claim the US
Can make recently
Macaulay more shamed
by these two than when he got
Michael Jackson’s stick
Nick thought it was cool
to go to “Rocky Horror”;
real horror, though, is him
It puts the child in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Pesci Hose
Plan to spook Michael
Jackson at concert backfires
because he is dead
Macauley’s given
more blow jobs in his lifetime
than she will in hers
Culkin’s head, floating
cap or menacing ‘banger;
lots of terror here
It’s fingers are too
Old and crippled for gadgets
I blame the hipsters
Moments later crowd
fills void, crushing douche and Bleeth.
Mac screams silently
It puts the labia
On the poutine or it get
The gravy. Chad gravy
Always go to raves
With Macauly Caulkin pic
Ladies flock to that
He should have been more
specific, when he asked her
to shave her beaver.
Fur boobs? MacAuley?
Weird, but still the most normal
people at the rave
MacAuley has more
fear from Wet Bandits
than she will from douche.
“Please look at us, we’re
ironic!” they say. More like
moronic thinks crowd.
Shaved female wookie
and Max Headroom have blind date.
In more ways than one.
MacAuley seems shocked
attention whores still upright
at Motorhead gig.
It puts the child in
the basket or it gets the
Hose. The Pesci hose
She shaves her llama
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Where the hell is Sock?
Some 4th of July mishap?
Or “recovering”?.
These two have no clue
that GWAR have dedicated
current song to them.
Furkini can’t be
copied; I’d still like to see
her K.C. Bombers.
What’s more awkward than
Stick-Culkin and furry boobs?
This was grade school play
Gang banger eyes prey;
Largeman is pissed, wishes
he’d brought Bieber’s head
Her tits stay covered
Or she gets the motorboard
Rave douche motorboard
10.28a
Rev Chad made some great gravy
Not for me, ya know