Friday, July 12, 2013

Friday Haiku

17

Sexy Claudia

Is still the biggest fan of

crooner K.D. Lang

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:27 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

I would love to put

my joey in this sheila’s

marsupial pouch.

7:31 am July, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

So Pee Wee Herpster

Gets the pic of his lifetime

Well, besides his nose.

7:38 am July, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

Her little purse contains

nothing but her diaphragm

no you can’t touch it

7:44 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Google really knows

what its interns need: fun work-

place and prostitutes.

7:45 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

It’s not a doorbell

but push on her nip and your

dong might get a ding.

8:11 am July, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Frankenstein quits job

Igor points to his success

weird science pays off

8:15 am July, 12 FredN. said...

Teenage Rob Schneider

was laid exactly one time

Mom is so hot, yo

8:23 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Light haiku today;

regs must still be oogling

Hott Cheryl’s doilies.

8:25 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Rowan Atkinson

f*cked up his McLaren and

his idiot son.

Mr. Bean-Flicker

8:35 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hot Chicks With Re-Tards

Under the auspices of

Angry Smiley Face

.

Auspices, I says

8:36 am July, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d take her home,

but I don’t need directions,

but I’d drop him off at

Goodwill, they help the less fortunate.

8:37 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s had that smile

Since this re-tard was put in

Her Monkey Hole

8:38 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Seems like a 5-head

Doesn’t disqualilfy him

From Macking this Hott

8:48 am July, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Pic makes me wonder

This Douchebag should disappear

If black is slimming

8:49 am July, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Yellow sunball leers

You would too if you had its

view of her melons

8:52 am July, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Home School Summer Break

Mommy Hopes Gentlemens Club

Teaches Social Skills

9:25 am July, 12 FredN. said...

Gangbanger busboy

tries at pimpin his sister

She supports retards

9:31 am July, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Brit kid gets great deal

Hooker can’t do Euro / Pound

conversion in head

9:32 am July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Paul Rubens Jr.

gets dad’s sloppy seconds. Wants

to do new hott mom.

9:39 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Claudia grew tired

of her new pet and forgot

to feed him for weeks.

10:30 am July, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Where the hell is Rev?

Someone needs to give this broad

the hose. Pee Wee can’t.

10:32 am July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Impersonating

Giovanni Ribisi

seems to pay off here.

10:41 am July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the retard

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The poo hose.

10:42 am July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hugs the deformed

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

11:08 am July, 12 creature said...

working gal Wilma

knows that first timers come quick

earns easy money

11:10 am July, 12 creature said...

her grin says it all

can do ten of these a night

bar mitzvah in town

11:14 am July, 12 creature said...

young Aaron points out

he knows what shiksas are for

grandpa Sam will flip

11:38 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He thanks inventor

Of Photoshop for making

Picture possible

11:39 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Creature @ 11:10 am FTFP (for the front page)

11:41 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This “Paid to Pose Hott”

Will get new booking agent

Before her next gig

11:49 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Corky the re-tard

Gets the Bleeth in remake of

The show, “Life Goes On”

11:55 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chad Kroeger married

Averil Levigne and these

Two were invited

11:56 am July, 12 Douchble Helix said...

I would kill for a shirt like his.

.

Extra long cuffs, and all!

.

Haiku *this* mother fuckers.

12:05 pm July, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@D. Helix:

.

1) Get your DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour.

2) Set the time dial indicator to 1985.

3) ????

4) Shop at the nearest Chess King.

12:08 pm July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Enough re-tard jokes

To shake a stick, at today

Re-tard jokes, I says

12:35 pm July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Like Babe Ruth, Seth points

to his target: “I’m gonna

buy her bigger boobs.”

12:43 pm July, 12 Wheezer said...

Chastity’s fag bag

also found around her waist.

See what I did there?

12:55 pm July, 12 Wheezer said...

Alan Cumming’s bro

hooks her with “X-Men” link; Days

of Future: Our Last

9:13 am July, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Thanks, Dude.

.

Interesting, #3 is the same as Dark Energy and Dark Matter.

.

Or as a Far Side comic had it, this laboratory chalk board has all kinds of formulas and arrows and whatnot, and in one corner was a jagged, broken line with, “Then a miracle occurs”.

11:38 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock is Prognasticos.

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