Friday, July 19, 2013
Friday Haiku
She thinks that he’s hot
Because Nitrous Oxide is
A hell of a drug.
His mission was to
make that denim vest look cool
Mission Status: Fail
— Charles Nelson Douchely
Plate glass clouds the view.
If you really want relief,
Try opaque glass next.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
This Boy Band reject
Still mourning what could have been
In 1990
— DoucheyWallnuts
“Off to the rave, Mom”
“Wait! I’ll help you get dressed up”
“You’re the coolest, Mom”
— Vin Douchal
Bad meat in the can
Is how Percy will go out
Friend will mourn, not much
His mission was to
make that denim vest look cool
Mission Status: Fail
Quartasian Jenny
invents time machine. Brings in
faux nineties bad ass
Plate glass clouds the view.
If you really want relief,
Try opaque glass next.
Best application
For that glass is to smash it
Right on his forehead.
This Boy Band reject
Still mourning what could have been
In 1990
Go ahead; say it
He looks like fuccen pussy
But he’ll still get some
What’s more disturbing
Plunging neckline, denim vest
Hat tilt, no nipples?
Through the Looking-Glass
If we could just send this douche
To another world.
She’s flatulent as
Photo is snapped. Causes cloud
And clears the dance floor
Next RS cover
Will feature what’s really wrong
With youth of today
Visibility
Is poor. Josh doesn’t realize
He’s with a Tranny
Boy band member Ty,
lip syncing tool. Can’t perform
where it counts either.
Faygalah rave dweeb
Bro uploads party photo
unPinteresting
Who the hell is this
guy fooling ? He’s working shifts
at some glory hole
Thinks he invented
Hat tilt, shaved chest with script tatt,
Lip stick, make up. Wrong
“Off to the rave, Mom”
“Wait! I’ll help you get dressed up”
“You’re the coolest, Mom”
Plaid Ray Romano
Blows out lasagna, meatballs
Improves atmosphere
Hold on! Why is that
Movie theater seat cover
Hovering in back?
instagram-esque punk
dug all the way to China
released molten core
If only Kim knew
the truth. ‘N Sync reject will
lip sync her vajay
Face punch worthy douche
With Asian Eyes of boy toy
Painful Cinema
Project Runway back
Last place designer, model
Rue on air puss slip
Here’s a Nancy boy
And Nancy from massage room
Talk about cocckk love
What happened to the original haiku up top? I thought that was the best, with the mere-whores pun.
Her monkeyhole has
not smoked that much since placement
of the gyroscope.
“Who’s Johnny?” she said
and smiled in her special way.
Johnny just farted.