Friday, July 19, 2013

Friday Haiku

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She thinks that he’s hot

Because Nitrous Oxide is

A hell of a drug.

His mission was to

make that denim vest look cool

Mission Status: Fail

— Charles Nelson Douchely

 

Plate glass clouds the view.

If you really want relief,

Try opaque glass next.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

This Boy Band reject

Still mourning what could have been

In 1990

— DoucheyWallnuts

“Off to the rave, Mom”

“Wait! I’ll help you get dressed up”

“You’re the coolest, Mom”

— Vin Douchal

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:17 am July, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Bad meat in the can

Is how Percy will go out

Friend will mourn, not much

7:33 am July, 19 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

His mission was to

make that denim vest look cool

Mission Status: Fail

7:35 am July, 19 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Quartasian Jenny

invents time machine. Brings in

faux nineties bad ass

7:39 am July, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Plate glass clouds the view.

If you really want relief,

Try opaque glass next.

7:41 am July, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Best application

For that glass is to smash it

Right on his forehead.

7:52 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This Boy Band reject

Still mourning what could have been

In 1990

7:53 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Go ahead; say it

He looks like fuccen pussy

But he’ll still get some

7:55 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What’s more disturbing

Plunging neckline, denim vest

Hat tilt, no nipples?

7:56 am July, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Through the Looking-Glass

If we could just send this douche

To another world.

8:05 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s flatulent as

Photo is snapped. Causes cloud

And clears the dance floor

8:14 am July, 19 saulgoode42 said...

Next RS cover

Will feature what’s really wrong

With youth of today

8:33 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Visibility

Is poor. Josh doesn’t realize

He’s with a Tranny

8:54 am July, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Boy band member Ty,

lip syncing tool. Can’t perform

where it counts either.

8:54 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Faygalah rave dweeb

Bro uploads party photo

unPinteresting

9:00 am July, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Who the hell is this

guy fooling ? He’s working shifts

at some glory hole

9:03 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Thinks he invented

Hat tilt, shaved chest with script tatt,

Lip stick, make up. Wrong

9:05 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

“Off to the rave, Mom”

“Wait! I’ll help you get dressed up”

“You’re the coolest, Mom”

9:08 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Plaid Ray Romano

Blows out lasagna, meatballs

Improves atmosphere

9:21 am July, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Hold on! Why is that

Movie theater seat cover

Hovering in back?

9:22 am July, 19 fm said...

instagram-esque punk

dug all the way to China

released molten core

9:30 am July, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

If only Kim knew

the truth. ‘N Sync reject will

lip sync her vajay

9:30 am July, 19 The Dude said...

Face punch worthy douche

With Asian Eyes of boy toy

Painful Cinema

10:06 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Project Runway back

Last place designer, model

Rue on air puss slip

10:07 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s a Nancy boy

And Nancy from massage room

Talk about cocckk love

11:22 am July, 19 FredN. said...

What happened to the original haiku up top? I thought that was the best, with the mere-whores pun.

12:15 pm July, 19 Douche Wayne said...

Her monkeyhole has

not smoked that much since placement

of the gyroscope.

12:17 pm July, 19 Douche Wayne said...

“Who’s Johnny?” she said

and smiled in her special way.

Johnny just farted.

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