Friday, July 26, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Captain Rod Nubbins

Keeps flotation devices

Nearby at all times.

Circling the globe

Whilst encircled by the globes

Is the way to go

— DoucheyWallnuts

The question arises,

“does silicone float?”,

let’s sink the boat!

— I R A Darth Aggie

 

Their boobs are like the

Costa Concordia hull

scraping the bottom

— Dickie Fingers

modern day skipper

with mary ann and ginger

hose on the poop deck

— fm

It’s now obvious

where Carnival Cruise Lines gets

infected state rooms.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Girls do Lido Deck

Since the gyroscope was put

In their Monkey Holes.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:16 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d wear that blazer

If I could get those Knockers

To rub against me

7:18 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Low rent Hugh Hefner

Drinks Bud Lite, clothes from K-Mart

Sure can pull the Hotts

7:22 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He puts on jacket

And ascot before he gives

The Hose. Bud Lite Hose

7:23 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Liz Hurley’s slumming

But she takes out the Puppies

Gives me the renoBs

7:30 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pleasure cruise threesomes

Usually don’t include

Bud Lite and douchebags

7:43 am July, 26 FredN. said...

Setting on fire

smoke gives delight

to country fellows

Anyone? Anyone?

7:55 am July, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The question arises,

“does silicone float?”,

let’s sink the boat!

8:20 am July, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Woody Harrelson

Can sure pull the Hotts. Liquor?

Eh – Well, not so much.

8:22 am July, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Cap’n dumps Tennille.

Then silent sum bitch pulls hotts.

That’s E-list Power!

8:28 am July, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Woody Harrelson

Follows Natural Born Killers:

Natural Born Douchebags !

8:34 am July, 26 Dickie Fingers said...

Their boobs are like the

Costa Concordia hull

scraping the bottom

8:46 am July, 26 The Dude said...

He doesn’t always

drink beer, but when he does, he

motorboards boobies.

8:49 am July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

That one is a skank

The other’s a skank, also

Did I mention , skank?

8:55 am July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

San Francisco won’t

Let this turd pile into town

“You’re too gay for us”

9:02 am July, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Spatial disorientation,

Caused by oversized boobers,

means shipwreck

9:05 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Circling the globe

Whilst encircled by the globes

Is the way to go

9:12 am July, 26 fm said...

modern day skipper

with mary ann and ginger

hosed off the poop deck

9:14 am July, 26 fm said...

modern day skipper

with mary ann and ginger

“hos” on the poop deck

(better?)

9:16 am July, 26 fm said...

modern day skipper

with mary ann and ginger

hose on the poop deck

(third time?)

9:18 am July, 26 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Stick out your boobies

I’ll wear my gay captain suit

Make Friku for sure

9:27 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s now obvious

where Carnival Cruise Lines gets

infected state rooms.

9:28 am July, 26 grendel said...

modern day skipper

with mary ann and ginger

hose off the poop deck

9:30 am July, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His go to line is,

“Can I show you my dinghy”

He pumps off alot.

9:33 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has been seasick

Since the beer cozy was put

In her Monkey Hole

9:35 am July, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ahhh, Captain Stupid

Permission to come aboard

With bottle service?

Love boats

9:37 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mobro 4000

not garbage barge but party

pontoon for douches.

9:38 am July, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In a hundred years

James Cameron IV explores

H.M.S. Ed Hardy.

9:41 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the doily

On the neck or it gets the

Hose. The granny hose.

9:42 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girls do Lido Deck

Since the gyroscope was put

In their Monkey Holes.

9:46 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

U.S.S. Greenville

waits underwater for best

time to resurface.

9:59 am July, 26 SonnyChibaChoad said...

D-Cup Convention

He’s Thirsty and Foul the Turd

Ignores Hotts, Seeks Coccks

10:50 am July, 26 Morbo said...

Captain motorboats,

then unloads sperm slick on Jill

Thar she blows? No need

10:53 am July, 26 Morbo said...

Chillin’ on set of

“Weekend at Bernie’s Part 3:

Bernie’s got Herpes”

10:57 am July, 26 Morbo said...

Boat bleeths fear sinking,

stay watertight by plugging

holes both fore and aft

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