Sunday, July 28, 2013

Frolic in the Jerz Parking Lots

The Jerz Parking Lot Frolic.

Still out there.

Still a depressing existential crisis embodied by lost, wayward youth.

With gelled hair. And time. So much time. Lots and lots of time. To stare into the abyss.

# posted by douchebag1
8:56 am July, 28 Ted Brogan said...

Why is this a thing?

8:56 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why?

8:57 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is this a thing?

8:58 am July, 28 adolf Skroatler said...

I kept praying for a GIANT truck to come barreling through the parking-lot, running over the two of them. Alas, I could NOT watch the whole video (made me

sick to my stomach) so I did not get to see if my prayers were answered. Please tell me there is a God, and let me know ALL the gory details their demise.

ASvB

9:09 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^AS

.

As they were finishing whatever they were doing, the Tcharnaev brothers tumbled into the auger of a runaway freeway snowblower and were spewed blood and guts into the the field behind them Fargo-style.

.

And shit.

9:20 am July, 28 adolf Skroatler said...

Kroeger, now that’s what I’m talk’n ’bout!!

9:58 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

10:12 am July, 28 xoffender said...

much better muted

10:13 am July, 28 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Those two are “totes adorbz”

10:25 am July, 28 eyedouche said...

If ever a case for post-birth abortion existed, this is it.

11:05 am July, 28 creature said...

turn them over to the Zetas

1:55 pm July, 28 Vin Douchal said...

One good thing about Jersey is you don’t meet many people from there so at least they’re staying put for most part. Kind of like when a rat family stakes out in a bend of a sewer pipe.

6:41 pm July, 28 Guid is Good said...

This is why basements were invented.

10:43 am July, 29 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the WaWa on a Saturday night completely alone Pumpin’ the Frolic with no women anywhere?

8:36 am July, 30 Troy Tempest said...

In Jerz, the abyss stares into you.

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