Monday, July 22, 2013

Kisseus Vomitorious and Hott Rachel Get Ready for Crabsmas!!

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Merry Crabsmas, everyone!!

Merry Crabsmas!!

# posted by douchebag1
10:18 am July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

This dude is vile. I honestly wish harm upon him….

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We beesech thee, Oh Smiter of Evil, smiteth yon Vomitorious with the rath of a thousand wounded lions , so that our house may be free of the stench of greasious narcissists and in thine eyes may be free of offensive inkings.

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And one more thing, Smiter of Evil, how about that Powerball Wednesday night? Huh? Nice , eh? $166 million would go a long way towards healing the sick and downtrodden. Happy to kick in some towards that if’n you’d like to send it my way ……

10:19 am July, 22 Douche Wayne said...

And may Grieco bless us, every one.

11:14 am July, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

Sir, you can’t be in here without a shirt. The boys dept. is right over here.

11:16 am July, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

They deserve each other.

11:44 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Peace and Love Brothers. I’m getting close to the Godhead with my experimentals. He will be blessed. And I;m fucking drunk and stoned out of my head sitting in the northeast heat fest. Amen. And shit. Son.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT0SgcYI1Qg

11:50 am July, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Rev. – did you link for the Boston lyrics or the amazing preview of “Bro House”?

There is no such thing as coincidence; only ka.

11:52 am July, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Kisseus is clearly reflecting on Tupac’s life cut short.

12:14 pm July, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

They might be trolling Dress Barn looking for new tattoo ideas.

12:38 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stoned and living in the eighties

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Sorry

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGjW_2X21cM

12:39 pm July, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

KV hides his face in shame while covering his crotch after walking up to each mannequin in the Jr. Miss department of Target and whispering “Don’t be so stiff baby. At least not until I give you this.” before realizing all the employees were laughing heartily at the small wet spot on the front of his shorts.

3:59 pm July, 22 Troy Tempest said...

When they turn 40, their metabolisms will jam on the brakes and downshift into second gear. But they will keep up the party and when they are 70 they will look like this.

4:00 pm July, 22 Troy Tempest said...

THIS

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code junkies.

4:01 pm July, 22 JG said...

Why does this guy look shorter every time I see him?

6:30 am July, 23 DarkSock said...

tHImble head fuck monkies

6:43 pm July, 24 thatonegirl said...

i fucking love you psychopath.

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