Monday, July 22, 2013

Mister Tony Goes Full Hippie

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Never go full hippie.

# posted by douchebag1
3:39 pm July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Joe Jackson’s embarrasing cousin

3:40 pm July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Pauley Shore fucked a radioactive cue ball

3:42 pm July, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Him (thinking): I am soooooo happenin’!

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Her (thinking): Please let me go! Please let me go! Please let me go! Please. Please. Please.

3:44 pm July, 22 The Dude said...

Mister Tony has an eleven head. Well done, sir. Well done.

3:46 pm July, 22 The Dude said...

Mister Tony’s hair line has retreated to the continent.

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In continents

3:47 pm July, 22 The Dude said...

Mister Tony’s hair line has tabs of LSD on his hair plugs.

3:48 pm July, 22 The Dude said...

Mister Tony’s hair line is recreating D-day on his head.

3:55 pm July, 22 Troy Tempest said...

He owns the place. He doesn’t give a fuck. He’s MISTER TONY!

4:24 pm July, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Fuck. I thought my ex-wife buried that picture forever.

4:27 pm July, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

True fact: Back in the day, hippie chicks were easier to tap than one of Rev Chad’s girlfriends.

4:33 pm July, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I’m very surprised that Vladimir Putin could pull some Pussy Riot tail after locking them up !!

4:37 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

True fact: Back in the day, hippie chicks were easy to tap because they were Rev Chad’s girlfriends. I had a thing about me, maybe it was the weed and my long and girthy cock. Now I’m almost as old as the ole Choad and nobody gives a flying fuck. Maybe I should grow my hair like Treat Williams.

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Except Beverly D’Angelo

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4:38 pm July, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

True fact #2: Back in the day, hippie chicks were easier to tap than a PBR barrel at a hipster convention.

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.True fact #3: Eurasian Emilita there ain’t no hippy chick…

5:12 pm July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

They Call Me MISTER TONY!

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And he gets Rock Star Leniency, apparently.

5:12 pm July, 22 FredN. said...

In that last pic, Mustard Man looks hungry. http://imgur.com/nuYmv

5:26 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Fabulosity level: over 9000.

5:26 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you want to get a little hippie, grab yo bong and listen to this shiznizzkle. If you got a hippie chick stoned and ready, get out the ass spreaders and shove it up her Moog.

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5:30 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Canadian hippies

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5:36 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

In Vegas, you can pay big bucks to have your event headlined by:

a) a roided-out ginger comic with a bad facelift

b) an irono-goth magician with the angst issues of a preteen

c) a psychedelic queerbag cueball

d) all of the above

e) I hate Vegas

6:12 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tony gets so much cunt they wrote a song relating to the stonedness the individual. RIP Dennis Farina and Joan Baez. This ditty is for you.

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6:19 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Such a loss of talent.

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Fuck I’m wasted on the szhake from

6:29 pm July, 22 Joni Mitchell and Elton John said...

So sorry to here about Joan. She never got to suck Bob’s cock after ’82.

8:37 pm July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Based on his “music” selections (respect) I’m sure I’ve never been as high as the Rev.

8:41 pm July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

From fb: MIsterTony.com is a Pop Entertainer from Las Vegas

Biography

Mister Tony is orignally a German Engineer who changed to Las Vegas Pop Entertainer.

Mistrer Tony’s character is quite different to all otheres. He combines the funnnes of Andy Kaufmann, the weirdness of Weird Al and the eccenttricities of Lady Gaga.

You will enjoy watching him a lot.

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…and the spelling and sentence structures of the retarded kid down the street. Ja?

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Also…

http://www.mistertony.com/

8:45 pm July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

“A month later she called to say she wasn’t returning. And by the way, she said, she was filing for divorce.

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“Then the Great Recession hit. Walter lost his job. His cat of 13 years and dog of eight had already died.

““These were like my children,” he says.”He coped as best he could.

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““I went to strip clubs a lot,” he said.”

8:48 pm July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

“He is close to finishing the recording of a 14-song CD.”

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Dear God, kill me now.

8:50 pm July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

And unless I miss my guess, Mister Tony is also a website designer.

10:52 pm July, 22 Troy Tempest said...

The hippies were stupid fucks who ended up voting republican.

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But there were people in the 60s who had other ideals.

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Call out the instigators

Because there’s something in the air

We’ve got to get together sooner or later

Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right

And you know that it’s right

We have got to get it together

We have got to get it together now

Lock up the streets and houses

Because there’s something in the air

We’ve got to get together sooner or later

Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right

And you know that it’s right

We have got to get it together

We have got to get it together now

Hand out the arms and ammo

We’re going to blast our way through here

We’ve got to get together sooner or later

Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right

And you know that it’s right

We have got to get it together

We have got to get it together

Now

1:00 am July, 23 Guid is Good said...

I like this ‘Bag.

6:20 am July, 23 FredN. said...

My favorite song of his is “Mister Tony Goes to Vegas”

mistertony.commusic

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Here’s the condo he bought in 2012 for $59k

http://www.trulia.com/homes/Nevada/Las_Vegas/sold/1000271142-3111-Bel-Air-Dr-207-Las-Vegas-NV-89109#photo-3

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His taxes aren’t that high

http://sandgate.co.clark.nv.us/assrrealprop/parceldetail.aspx?hdnparcel=16210812012

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And at least he’s incorporated, in case he gets sued for being such a freak

http://www.bizapedia.com/nv/MISTER-TONY-ENTERTAINMENT-CORPORATION.html

6:26 am July, 23 DarkSock said...

Pfah?

6:29 am July, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is that Putin’s less well known brother?

4:15 pm July, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’ve lived in Vegas for 30 years.

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I’m a fairly well known media guy/writer in town who is fairly well plugged in to our hotel/casino/entertainment scene.

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I have no idea WHO THE FUCK MR. TONY IS?

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.Never heard of the putz.

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.And Dude McCrudeshoes is right.

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.Las Vegas is the “Entertainment Capital of the World,” only if Wayne Newton is your idea of entertainment.

4:25 pm July, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

And Troy Tempest is right on too.

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.CTDS still loves talking like a hippie occasionally….even though he’s a straight-laced, coke-snorting preppie who’s always voted Democratic.

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