Thursday, July 25, 2013

Mister Tony Shows Off His Orange Package to the Real Housewives of Suburban Malaise

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Yeah. This guy sucks.

Lets move on.

# posted by douchebag1
2:13 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Three Cocks in a Fountain.

2:17 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

This is his suit fashioned from a parachute. Hopefully from the pack he’s jumping with today

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Splat

2:33 pm July, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have no more fucks to give.

2:44 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

He looks better in pink.

3:13 pm July, 25 Douchble Helix said...

I would take them both home to meet mother.

3:31 pm July, 25 Sir Douche said...

This douche must moonlight as a pimp.

4:23 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I gotta say something about Tony. It’ll come to me as I type through the pain of age cut off from narcotics, mind running loose with lucid dreams of death and the end of pain but then I think that the early release would be selfish and against the engrained guilt of Judao-Christian conformity whipped into me as a young lad by well meaning but misguided zealots. Can’t hurt those few people who have truly understood and enjoyed my madness and diseases over the decades. Self-medication is in order starting with beer as I shake off the “man” I have become deciding the fates and dreams of others, big and small, daily, weekly, and in perpetuity in this return to the veil of a civilized system eating it’s young. But fuck that shit I got weed to knock myself into the world where sometimes in the corner of my mind’s eye I catch a glimpse of who I used to be as a happy young man or child. Then I weep the tears of an old man wanting to relive a happy moment. The Salty Fuccen Tears. Son.

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Generations of Paleoanthroplogists have been seeking to find why the Neanderthal, with his huge brain and running back physical endurance ever failed to evolve as a species and mysteriously went extinct, apparently not by conflict with modern humanoids or natural disaster. Why? Why did our large browed cousins not live to the modern age? The answer is found. They didn’t want to live to see Tony. And shit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4q3Yir0O8E (respect).

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Peace brothers.

5:29 pm July, 25 creature said...

fake can blondie is wearing his Satan horns

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Natas!

5:39 pm July, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mister Tony is living the dream right now, Hot Carling upon aged silicon is every Krauts dream come true!

Dieters

5:57 pm July, 25 Guid is Good said...

Time to flush Mr Tony.

6:16 pm July, 25 Stanley E. Kopetssky said...

One needn’t become envious of the troglodyte, for his was a world without the simple comforts which Modern Man has come to take for granted.The Neanderthals were never able to feel love in a meaningful way, their lives filled with the rigors of survival as simple hunter/gatherers. Their lifespans were short, their quality of life poor. Even worse they were never able to experience

this.

2:07 am July, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Bruce Willis with the nothing-on-me-is-real ladies

2:43 am July, 26 Dr Magnifico said...

Bleeth on right’s got jugs!

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