Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Mr. Short

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Gold chains and Elvis glasses do not elevate, do they, Mr. Short.

# posted by douchebag1
12:39 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I thought Saturday Night Live was funny once.

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Micseginators

1:13 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So I take it that the Sunglasses Hut is located right next to the place that airbrushes designs onto T-shirts at his mall?

2:06 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reminds me of this doucheCOCK. Where the fuck did he come from? Fuck me!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitbull_%28rapper%29

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2:09 pm July, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fiesta day at the East LA career center is a gala event not to be missed if you’re a Cholo with a few loco chromosomes. Miss Sanchez the arts and crafts teacher poses with Pedro before he gorges himself on pre-cut hot dogs, mac n cheese and a few dozen pork tamales. Pedro is noted for his high aptitude in graffiti and booger rolling and says he wants to be Vin Diesel when he grows up. Miss Sanchez, the 9th runner up of the Miss Colombia pagent always wanted to help kids and enjoy bebidas of Redbull and Vodka. She was inspired to help the differently abled from her midlevel distributor boyfriend back home known as “Senor Champo”.

Vatos

2:10 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Or this fuckhead. I thought Hermit killed him.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnhQB5n7TXc

2:42 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ms. Booty-shaking blue dress seems like she has to go through her own version of

The Lady or The Tiger.

3:19 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Imma start a weekly segment on science that I think is cool. Here’s the first installment. Enjoy

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http://arxiv.org/pdf/1304.6295v2.pdf

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Or is this just too nerdy?

3:20 pm July, 30 Vin Douchal said...

This guy just graduated from Major League Umpiring School. He’s ready to take the field and fuck up a few game changing plays

6:32 pm July, 30 Guid is Good said...

Is that some kind of neon pink maternity bra for banged-up teenage bleeths?

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Whatever it is it is killing my renob and has to go. Him too.

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