Monday, July 8, 2013

Nerd Sweaters

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Now with extra tangential angles.

Punky Jeanster makes my southern comfort want to lynyrd her Alabamas.

# posted by douchebag1
7:30 am July, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Notta, but a Finnoch.

8:22 am July, 8 creature said...

she likes her men with absolutely no dick, & no, she doesn’t think thats strange

8:45 am July, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

That’s got to be her sweater.

9:11 am July, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Another J-Date meeting ends in horse radish breath and no sex

9:21 am July, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ Vin, early Comment of The Week entry there.

9:25 am July, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Pear-a-paloozza.

9:27 am July, 8 creature said...

I’m bettin she’s got a polecat where her legs come together

9:55 am July, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Polecats!

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I’m certain this is the exact, and only dialogue I’d have on a date with Punky Jeanster:

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Varmints.

10:29 am July, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

If I’m not mistaken she’s giving the Semitic (Respect) Eye of I’m down for all sorts stuff, that and I believe tucked under her retro/ironic denim vest are some quite succulent, plump, capable of varying undulation B( . )( . )Bs.

10:40 am July, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d Creedence her Clearwater.

10:41 am July, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d Molly her Hatchet

10:42 am July, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d Marshall her Tucker

10:44 am July, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

With the help of a visual aid:

8=D~ (*)/

11:03 am July, 8 DarkSock said...

I’d Nostril her Domus.

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What?

11:49 am July, 8 DarkSock said...

I’d put the lotion on it’s skin…
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1:11 pm July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Fucking guys are even funnier when I’m at work.

1:15 pm July, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Boss, please don’t associate nerds with sweaters. At least not the kind this cocck-slurper is wearing. My ultra-pansy grad school advisor wore shit like this and all of us mocked him pretty unmercifully for it. He claims his wife made him wear all kinds of ridiculous shit but we knew he really liked it. Then again, he is English after all and he is about as masculine as one of the 4 year olds on Toddlers and Tiaras. Hell, we got to watch his wife actually beat him one time (our group found it hilarious but he sulked the rest of the night). Most nerds I know wore regular T-shirts and/or flannel ’cause that stuff was cheap.

1:54 pm July, 8 creature said...

you watched her beat him?…for free?

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alright!

2:16 pm July, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ yeah, it was totally fuccen awesome.

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