Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Pee Wee Baz Luhrmann

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I’d Gatsby her Greats…

I’d Moulin her Rouges…

I’d Romeo and Juliet her Baz Luhrmann’s… wait, that doesn’t work.

I’d Australia.

Ah, screw it. Battleship is on HBO.

# posted by douchebag1
2:32 pm July, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

that John Waters-bag can sure pull some tail

2:40 pm July, 2 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, their counterparts in Chernobyl wander just as aimlessly, glowing at night…
asdfsdf

3:14 pm July, 2 DarkSock said...

He gets a couple of points for effort. It ain’t easy trying to look hard and gangsta in a PeeWee Herman costume.

3:23 pm July, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that her ass or is she smuggling pizza dough?

4:35 pm July, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Livin’ on the edge with a belt and suspenders. He’s veritable inferno of excitement. If by inferno you mean warm rice pudding served in a plastic bag. She needs super control pantyhose. Military grade.

4:43 pm July, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@DarkSock

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Pretty good guess on the wife. Peg however looks like a combination of Leah the Mullato and Mrs.Kroeger. But Mrs.Kroeger has softer features being a decade and a half younger than Peg. Mrs. Kroeger’s all sexy dirty a bit rough though, and by a bit rough I mean on my cock.I’d fuck the girl with the ass above, excuse me I have to get bent while the new nanny and Mrs. are out shopping on account of the nanny’s whole food organic shit and shit. And I’m not doing the summer nanny shit.

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PErverts

4:45 pm July, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fiord her crevasse.

11:14 pm July, 2 The Dude said...

I’d take in the view from her Mons.

11:43 pm July, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Holy Shit! It’s Mike Patton!

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I’d Faith her No More

I’d Mr. her Bungle

I’d Fantom her Mas

I’d Toma her Hawk

I’d Peep In her Tom

I’d Moon her Child Trio

I’d Lovage her….uh, Lovage.

6:48 am July, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Battleship, you say? I’d give her a broadside…I’d give him nickle and tell him to get a better job.

7:59 am July, 3 creature said...

I’d crap in their ice bucket

8:59 am July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is it possible that is a douched out Mark Ruffalo?

9:15 am July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You just know that Becky on the couch is asking her man “Will you look at that butt!?

9:35 am July, 3 jonezy said...

^ first JD link I’ve ever clicked on that I didn’t immediately regret.

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Kudos.

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Son

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