Monday, July 8, 2013

Reader Mail: Unclear on the Concept

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I Am James William and I would like to order some of your

Shot Bags

Stock Weight: 25 pound shot bag

Stock Size: 8.5″ Wide x 15.5″ Long

what would be the Price for one including taxes..and i believe you

have the products available and do accept all major credit

cards.please advise.?Thank you and waiting for your

reply.

Regards,

James William

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Well hello James William! Funny that you should inquire.? You now no longer wait as this is reply.

We are having a sale on Donkey ‘Bags. The price is now two for please kill it with fire.

Let us know if interest, and also to purchase credit or yes.

Sincerely,

DB1

# posted by douchebag1
11:44 am July, 8 creature said...

endless stock of scrotebags as well

11:50 am July, 8 DarkSock said...

“How many ‘bags would you like shot, Mr. Williams?”

12:02 pm July, 8 Vin Douchal said...

James Williams sounds a lot like “Charlie” with the suspicious thid world country accent that answers the Dell Computer tech line

12:03 pm July, 8 creature said...

our ‘shot’ bags are heavier than 25lbs….heh heh^

12:10 pm July, 8 The Dude said...

I wonder if my “Shot Chicks with Douchebags” comment triggered interest for James Williams. Hey, a guy can hope.

1:13 pm July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What the fuck is a shot bag? A bag to carry shot? I don’t fucking know but Senor Williams knows.

1:13 pm July, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

All your shot bags belong to us.

1:19 pm July, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dear James,

We require your credit card information in advance before we can complete any transaction. Please provide th 16 didgit card number as well as the three digit code on the back with the full name appearing on the front of the card. Once we can confirm these well, hell, uhm yeah…. The bags are on their way. Like a bazillion of ’em. Just wait 6-8 weeks for them to show up.

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Ecuador anyone?

1:22 pm July, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think he’s legit.

1:33 pm July, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

http://www.google.com/search?q=shot+bag

1:56 pm July, 8 creature said...

yup, DW, useful frickin equipment…heavy as fuk if ya gotta carry more than 2…you could swap em out for cement shoes, no dryin’ time

2:06 pm July, 8 DarkSock said...

For Great Justice
qwe

2:13 pm July, 8 hermit said...

I had a shot bag the time I banged the Doublemint twins.

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And my dick smelled like spearmint.

2:29 pm July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These are shot bags you fucking silly guys. Son.

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=3xuZ5_C117_

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http://hyenacart.com/stores/bagshotrowbamboo/

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And shit. Skip the first one unless you like the homoerotic arts.

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Diapers

2:43 pm July, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Dar Sock, you gotta dog:

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http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/07/too-excited-about-thin-mints/

2:44 pm July, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ good God I need to learn how to type…

5:14 pm July, 8 The Dude said...

Darth ‘Sock doesn’t take kindly to typos.

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sQuality Kontrol 🙂

5:34 pm July, 8 creature said...

yeah, but give him a nepo….

6:57 pm July, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Awesome! Best response to reader mail EVER

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