Monday, July 15, 2013

Rusty Stares into the Hott Sun

Rusty's Answered Prayer

Come Monday morning, Rusty will tell his coworker bros at Initech all about his glorious Saturday Night. With minor embellishments.

Involving tree frogs, WD-40, and candle wax.

# posted by douchebag1
1:18 pm July, 15 Beastie said...

Grrrreat….thanks!

1:22 pm July, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And a Tranny…

1:23 pm July, 15 Douchble Helix said...

That ballerina outfit…

1:40 pm July, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Poor guy. I will gladly give him a nadda. I bet he wishes he ordered something more manly than a light beer. And didn’t go to Supercuts. Tucked his shirt in. Worked out since 2004. Had a better opening line than “ermegahrd.” Etc.

1:42 pm July, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

ERMAHGERD!

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Berterferl Lerder

1:43 pm July, 15 creature said...

^ “dooood, you are like sooo haht!”

1:58 pm July, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I have the same look. WTF is she wearing?

2:01 pm July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d give her a reacharound as long as she has a big clit (penis) so I don’t have to strain my liver to reach it.

2:02 pm July, 15 creature said...

and yes, yes she is incredibly hott!

2:15 pm July, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

Anybody can see this is a photoshopped image. I mean, all these carbon-based life forms couldn’t be in the same small area, much less in the same area code. The males in this picture are much too normal looking for our ballerina hott, aka, MOST EXPENSIVE FIRST DATE EVER!

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I’m with Dude. An opening line would sound something like swallowing one’s tongue and then hoping the blender behind the bar explodes into flames so you can slink out without being seen or heard.

3:25 pm July, 15 The Dude said...

I think that little dude is pregnant, and I’d like to get the ballerina a morning after pill.

5:33 pm July, 15 Guid is Good said...

I don’t think she is a real ballerina. And I’m pretty sure Cinderella’s pumpkin didn’t turn into a trailer at midnight. But what the hell she is out there kissing frogs.

5:18 pm July, 16 Wheezer said...

This could be one for the Guggenheim: the look of shock at seeing The Unattainable Hott.

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No matter what she’s wearing…..

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