Sunday, July 7, 2013

"Smell Yo Dick"

Like classic George Gershwin or perhaps late career Leonard Bernstein.

# posted by douchebag1
9:26 am July, 7 Douchble Helix said...

Ripped from today’s headlines, Mr. ‘Sock…

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I suggest this man was merely “peeing”.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/06/cirilo-castillo-horse-sex-twice-same_n_3554312.html

9:28 am July, 7 Douchble Helix said...

I think Bro Largeman is cheating.

12:17 pm July, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Caught a little of that discussed Wavefront festival on Axis-TV last night. The crushing migraine and dick hole swelling it caused is a little disturbing. Glad I wasn’t there

1:23 pm July, 7 creature said...

…only funny line in the song

3:44 pm July, 7 hermit said...

Beauty pageants are still cool..

4:26 pm July, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick smells like butane and Camembert.

6:56 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

My dick smells like Danger. and peanut butter.

6:56 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

My dick smells like the inside of a wooden leg.

6:56 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

My dick smells like potted meat fermented under ox balls.

6:57 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

My dick smells like a Turducken made out of a firm faeces wrapped in rancid chicken skin tucked inside a sun-bloated dolphin carcass.

7:17 pm July, 7 Italodouche said...

Pheck, I must wash more often:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

7:31 pm July, 7 Vin Douchal said...

My dick smells like lilacs and goat pussy. Tight goat pussy

8:01 pm July, 7 The Dude (remote location) said...

My dick smells like Beethoven’s 2nd.

8:02 pm July, 7 The Dude said...

My dick smells like a hate fuck.

8:03 pm July, 7 The Dude said...

My dick smells like an afternoon at Whole Foods, followed by hookers and beer.

9:20 pm July, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick smells like the 181st street Station in August and the inside of a dead burro’s anus.

9:21 pm July, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick smells like my face.

9:23 pm July, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick smells like a class 3 felony.

9:24 pm July, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick smells like fresh raspberries. Fresh raspberries, and incest.

9:28 pm July, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick smells like an illegal late-term abortion clinic 6 months after the nearby prison’s early release of several dozen violent sexual predators.

10:44 pm July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick smells like weed and asparagus.

11:30 pm July, 7 creature said...

my dick smells like yer gals ass…whoops that was sposed to be a secret…heheh!

3:57 am July, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

This is where “pop” culture has brought us.

BTW why can’t the brothabag in the vid just have a good shower before he comes home?

Then she can sniff all she wants and all she gets is Axe or wtf.

5:55 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick smells like Michelle Kwan’s nostrils.

7:09 am July, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

My dick smell like durian and fear.

7:57 am July, 8 The Dude said...

My dick smells like – victory.

8:25 am July, 8 creature said...

^winnah!

9:58 am July, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

My dick smells like teen spirit.

4:12 pm July, 8 Macsorley McScrote said...

My dick smells like crotch paste and denture cream.

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