Thursday, July 18, 2013
Sophie Responds
Sweet Sophie corrects my many mistakes in the Dear Sophie thread:
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Yea, that’s a pic of me….I don’t have a gap, I had braces when I was a kid, I’m not even with the guy in the pic he must have been standing behind me, I’m 107 lbs so I’m pretty sure that I don’t have a cottage cheese ass, and I also have 4 college degrees so I’m pretty sure that I can read, etc. Now find something f@#ing better to do… My name’s also not Sophie but that’s fine you f@#ed it up on this site anyway.
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Didn’t 4 College Degrees sing that 90s hit “What’s Going On?” Regardless, I stand corrected Sophie. As to finding something f@#ing better to do, these HoHos aren’t going to eat themselves. So I got that going for me.
Dear Sophie,
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Would a Hall of Hott nomination sway you towards the charms of one Vin Douchal?
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I also have 4 degrees: Elementary School, Junior High, High School and an A.S. from a prominent community college specializing in beer bashes and intramural street hockey
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I know my way around hip places like Provincetown , MA, Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood,CA and just learned a whole bunch about San Diego as I just spent 5 days walking from my hotel to the Cuban Cigar Factory Sports Bar. The Gaslamp District is a nice place to be detained from by the local police
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I own no Affliction clothing, wear a tie almost every work day and have been known to play a mean country guitar. And, amongst my ton of gear, I have a vintage ’63 Fender Vibro-Champ amplifier . Vintage ’63 Fender Vibro-Champ amplifier , I says
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So let’s burn up my Macy’s credit card and do some bikini shopping . Whadya say?
Ahhh, an actress. Mindy Robinson. With roles in such blockbusters as “Bikini Spring Break” “Casting Couch” and “Live Nude Girls” I’m shocked that none of the cinephile regs weren’t able to figure this out. Mindy, you are hot, no doubt. The four college degrees, meh, I have my doubts, but what the hell. Have fun in life. Good luck with the acting thing, maybe DB1 can give you a casting call for his next project. We’ll just hang here and try and figure out something f@#ing better to do. Like check out Mr Skin to find out which of your rolls were nude.
Oh, you mean THIS Mindy Robinson?
@Vin
She’s from Fall River too
Wicked pissah
Four college degrees you say? Hmmmmmmmmm…… Let’s see they must be:
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1 Basic sluttery from Rutgers
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2 . Advanced sluttery from Rutgers
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3. An M.S. in Venereal Disease Studies
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and
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4. A Ph.D. in Sphincter Manipulation
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I hope I got them all correct. Did I win a prize for getting them all right?
Sophie, let me tell you something about the intrawebz you didn’t learn in school. First don’t be so quick to go on the defensive. It just makes you more of a target. Maybe just say you are happy with who you are and it’s a shame if people don’t get it.
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Second, you get what you want more often being nice even if you hate the person you are talking to. Getting your way beats a split decision in an argument any day.
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Glad you weren’t with the male lesbian… but sorry you turn out to be some sort of C-list celebutante.
Sophie, I am ashamed that I mistook you for Nikita von James. I should be even more ashamed that I thoroughly perused Nikita’s videos to make sure.
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4 college degrees, but absolutely no sense of humor? Don’t worry Sophie, we’ll pick up the slack for ya.
To be fair, we don’t yet know how Sophie Robinson defines College.
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Or degrees.
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In closing, I offer Luck to Vin,
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A Medal of Reasonableness to Dude McCrudeshoes
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And ‘4 college degrees, but didn’t learn to laugh at yourself’ FTW to The Dude.
Wife is sipping her iced tea and I can’t stop laughing. “Asian Pear” is the flavor.
That’s all I got. This chick is NO WAY HOH – you need full body pics for that. And even if you don’t only have face shots, this chick aint gettin in.
should be “if you only” above
I take it back. She’s worked her way up, and for this I honestly give tons of credit:
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Q: What kind of day jobs have you had?
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A: I done everything from being a pizza delivery girl, to a grocery bagger, even I worked at a Hot Topic and the local video game store.
Is anybody still talking about Rush on this thread or what?
Yes SOPHIE: there can be no doubt that you are a Phi Beta Kappa Rhodes Scholar all the way. I am sure in your spare time (when not whoring at clubs) you write Nocturnes in French, one of the 40 languages in which you are not doubt fluent.
This woman college – educated or not – is so fine that none of you dorks will ever have the chance to get your grubby little paws anywhere near something like this in your miserable lives. Unless you’re doing what the photo bomber behind her is doing.
Sophie:
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I peed in a horse once.
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*call me*
@ “JG”
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Sophie…
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I peed in a horse once.
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*call me*
I have to give Sophie some credit, she CAN read since she made it all the way down to the cottage cheese reference.
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Also she did go to get some schooling if the shady actress work doesn’t pan out she can become a History teacher. Courtesy of IMDB; Graduated from Bristol County Agricultural High School in Dighton, Massachusetts with the Class of 1998, and from California State University at San Bernardino in 2006 with a BA in American History.
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Something about Hot for the Teacher and a possible future court case comes to mind but I digress.
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She did not refute the Wheel of Fortune comment which would bother the educated more than the lack of cheese on the hind quarters. Just sayin’
4 college degrees. Whateves. You are still due a right forceful tit-fucking from yours truly.
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Me, is what I’m referring to. Just in case your 4 college degrees didn’t include English as credit requirement.
I just finsihed my 8th bear beer for the night , so who cares what I sway sanysawy? Not me.
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Go too hell!
bearbeer…107 lbs…huh, thats just the amount I can lift
…with my joint!
Four college degrees? oh, that’s likely. I only have two myself, but they’re both in that icky realm of physics, and makes heavy use of the calculus.
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Oh, I see Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche named them. I think the good doctor forgot the minors in beerology, mixology, and vodkaology.
Her fake bowling balls sadden me
4 degrees is unlikely. Not impossible. Perhaps Mindy can tell us what they are?
I’d have hit it, back in my single days. Not a damn thing wrong with her that I can see save for an attitude, and a dose of the old Los Douches meat manatee always fixes that.
I prefer my ladies dumb and full of cum over smart and full of cottage cheese. But to each his own!
I know a hot chick with 4 degrees. 2 are masters and 1 is a PhD. But she’s Japanese and that’s just how they roll. It’s about the equivalent a certificate in cosmetology in the USA. (note: to Americans: cosmetology is not study of the cosmos, it’s makeup and shit).
Dear Sophie,
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It is virtually impossible to have four college degrees…..from a single college or four separate colleges, unless you are a lifelong academic.
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. You might have A college-like degree (but I doubt it came from anything from a technical school.
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Tell you what: I’ll bet you the following: if you show me your degrees and they’re real, I’ll pay you $1,000.
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.If they are not legitimate, then you have to to suck on my lifelong academic for 1,000 seconds — whilst pretending to enjoy yourself.
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Sincerely,
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CTDS
I can’t help but notice that the first post in her thread was my calling her our for the Bleethy “fake lens-free glasses on the forehead” baggery, to which she obviously could neither deny nor explain.
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Point: DYWD.
How many college degrees you have just means you spent a lot if time in college. It’s pretty meaningless on the scale of things. I have intelligent friends with no college experience. I know a few barely literate people who have degrees. I hate jackasses like her that think a diploma of any kind somehow makes you intelligent.
She doesn’t really have a buck tooth smile but she does have an odd overbite. It’s also pretty apparent in the photo that instead of having fashion sense and looking cool, she’s just one of those people trying too hard to look cool.