Monday, July 8, 2013

The Dragon Fondler Rises

t4

If Nessie were a douchescrote.

Or a Zygon.

# posted by douchebag1
5:54 pm July, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If only that was a real serpent about to rise up out of the water and devour them both…

6:29 pm July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Just watched a show about broke girls or some shit. First my vagina fell off and then I started getting strange thoughts.

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And poop

7:01 pm July, 8 FredN. said...

Bleeth, bleeth, bleeeeeeeth.

7:43 pm July, 8 The Dude said...

Where is that Loch Ness Monster when you really need her?

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Serpenteens

9:17 pm July, 8 creature said...

some gals can holster a big snake…speaking of which, I became aware of a Miley Cyrus sex vid in where the lil vixen throttles a big snake with her mouffff…my new favorite pop star…tho totally unaware of the fact she can do anything else with that mouffff, cept grin.

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gobblers

1:16 am July, 9 Guid is Good said...

Lack nads monster.

3:17 am July, 9 hermit said...

Are they embracing or is he taking the body out to dispose of it?

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If so, I say let zygons be zygons.

6:07 am July, 9 Capt Canuck said...

Thanks for the Doctor Who reference, greatly appreciated on a day I have to be in the office.

6:31 am July, 9 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

It gives a new meaning to “Enter The Dragon”…

Bruce would know what to do with Mr Raul Meireles!

http://funinabag00.tumblr.com/post/28321671640

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Game of Death

9:11 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

When suddenly she realized it was actually an eel.

12:52 pm July, 9 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

She hugs him because he began sobbing when he realized there were ten other douchebags that had the exact same dragon on their back.

” Waaaaaaa, I thought I was the only cool guy that liked dragons waaaaaaa.”

“That’s okay-honey you still have your mohawk and herpes.”

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