Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Dragon Fondler Takes a Break From Fondling to Consider A Life Unexamined

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The Dragon Fondler aspires to become a philosopher.

The Dragon Fondler will not succeed in this quest.

Yeesh, between this pic and yesterday, it’s like a 2-frame animation of the creepy oil slick from Creepshow 2 eating away at my soul.

# posted by douchebag1
7:09 am July, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

Oooofa. She doesn’t have a good side.

7:14 am July, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Release the Kraken!!!!!!

7:48 am July, 9 xoffender said...

what? no ink on that sideboob? freek

8:18 am July, 9 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“These tattoos are going to look great when we get old.” Said no one. Ever.

8:35 am July, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The Kraken just called in sick.

.

Also said “no fucking way I touch either of those”.

9:10 am July, 9 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

O mighty Thor! If you ever so desired to prove your existence with a well placed lightning bolt, now’s the time.

Make it a twofer, and I’ll sacrifice a farm animal of your choice in your honour.

9:14 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

In spite of their plunging their bodies into the brackish Detroit river water only seconds after the HP ink cartridge factory explosion, Gurn and Deena found that they were permanently marred.

9:19 am July, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She’s giving confused look of aquatic handjobinterruptus.

9:33 am July, 9 creature said...

“no, mr. life guard, this really is a stroke”

9:51 am July, 9 creature said...

“….combo frog gig-breast stroke”

9:36 am July, 18 speechless said...

A few thoughts:

1. Tattoos are cool on a woman when they’re reasonably-sized & understated.

2. Gaudy tatts are just that, gaudy. Look at how Rihanna shows off her latest ink.

3. Wouldn’t surprise me if these 2 had sex in the tattooers chair while being worked upon.

4. Dragon Boy there must be auditioning for the Yakuza. They’ll reject him simply b/c of the mohawk.

5. In light of how they’ll look in 2050, they must believe that tatt removal is an easy & inexpensive process.

That is all.

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