Monday, July 1, 2013

The Leather Clad Groinwipe

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Little known fact about Leather Clad Groinwipes.

Their willingness to spend untold amount of parental inheritance to resemble early 1960s Mod/Rocker gay biker fantasy imagery from a film directed by Kenneth Anger speaks against Freud’s latency period.

Hello Kitty Hott may wear pink hooker shoes and a thong. But Hello Kitty Hott is an expert at early aviation trivia.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am July, 1 Tits McGee said...

His tattoo looks like the creeping disintegration from the opening scene in ‘Prometheus.” Only instead of some DNA-altering genetic black sludge, this was caused by some DNA-altering genetic white sludge.

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Hot sailors.

7:22 am July, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The more I see Hello Kitty Hott the more I hate her, and the more I hate her, the more I want to fuck her., and then the more I hate myself. What a conundrum. An Existential Crisis, I says…

7:31 am July, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Turn the fucking propeller on and end this

7:33 am July, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What the fuck do ya need leather for in 110 degree Cali for. I for one would love to bang Hello Kitty Hot after appropriate bloodwork was negative for t.

he throat syphillis.

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I wish you all a Happy Canada Day. I’m going to a friends cottage with explosives, weed, and a case of Mic Ultra.

Getsome.

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Socialists

7:44 am July, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Hello Kitty Hott aviation trivia:

Put your hair in a bun when you are doing a 69 for the mile-high club in the toilet. That blue stuff is a bitch to get out and not take the peroxide with it.

7:50 am July, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Hello Kitty Hott thinks that Amelia Earhart was one intrepid dame.

7:51 am July, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Is that a confirmed Hello Kitty Hott sighting?

7:51 am July, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Hello Kitty Hott wants to do it in the Spirit of St. Louis.

7:57 am July, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Hello Kitty Hott has my seatback in its fully upright position.

8:05 am July, 1 creature said...

in 10 yrs she’s gonna be a sad broken down keno girl at a 3rd rate cafe off the strip wearing support hose

…they never see it comin

& her cooch will be radio active

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geigers

8:06 am July, 1 creature said...

his rudder will never pucker agin

8:06 am July, 1 creature said...

…tail gunners

8:24 am July, 1 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Paid to pork douche Nick Hawk with paid to pose Hot- You can read all about him and see more of this photo shoot here http://www.nickhawkexplicit.com/gallery.php?id=77 Google is your friend. Does the employment exception apply to man whores?

8:28 am July, 1 douchebag1 said...

@Douchble Helix, not sure if it’s HKH, I need Wheeze to weigh in.

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– management

8:29 am July, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hello Kitty knows her way around a stall strip, and she knows when the stick shaker engages, the best thing you can do is go nose down / tail up until you feel the buffeting come to an end.

8:30 am July, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!” – Al Czervik

8:32 am July, 1 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

And Hello Kitty’s twat still itches.

8:49 am July, 1 DarkSock said...

That plane’s not the only thing in this photo that has “Bi” in the title. Leather? Really?

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Halfords.

9:01 am July, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Leather Clad Groinwipe dug the way his poison ivy rash looked so he had the tattooist trace it. It also itched it for him…

9:13 am July, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Leather Clad Groinwipe was the name Nickleback originally went by.

9:31 am July, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Her: too much leather.

Him: not nearly enough leather.

9:51 am July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hello Kitty Hott may wear stripper shoes, but she takes a keen interest in astrophotography.

9:54 am July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hello Kitty Hott may have her gynecologist on speed dial, but she studies modern socio-political debate techniques.

9:57 am July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hello Kitty Hott may have a leaking implant, but she can harmonize quantum mechanics with the theory of general relativity while giving a hand job.

10:37 am July, 1 crazed aborigine said...

Yeah, that’s her. This photo shoot comes up when you google her real name. I can’t express to you how ashamed I am to know that.

11:15 am July, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Shame? Life needs purpose. Stand proud!

11:32 am July, 1 FredN. said...

Weird thing is, her Etsy “Things I Love” is the same as mine!

http://www.etsy.com/people/NinjaBarbie05/favorites/items-i-love/?ref=col_list

11:40 am July, 1 FredN. said...

Oh jeez. Her dad must be SOOOOO proud:

http://wickhosp.com/jim-tavary/

11:42 am July, 1 obichoad said...

This is the guy from Gigilos, I pointed out his use of a handcuff as a braclet about a year ago.

11:42 am July, 1 FredN. said...

He sounds like a douche (“screw the old folks”):

http://www.keprtv.com/news/local/27837594.html

11:47 am July, 1 FredN. said...

Grampa? Does this headband match your bolo tie?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2321854004164&set=a.2245545456498.2114227.1184002427&type=3&theater

11:57 am July, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Hello Kitty Hott will be coming through the cabin soon to collect her vagina slime off your shorts.

1:16 pm July, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Those links depict the life story and the lifestyle of The Job Creators©.

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Fuck da middle class.

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Losers.

1:37 pm July, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

C’mon. She can’t be all that bad if her weird uncle (standing next to her in the purple jacket) is Philip Seymour Hoffman and her little brother/cousin/nephew/various male relative is a Belieber. Hell, one her mom’s Wastebook page she has a link to God Understands.

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irony

1:38 pm July, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No, no Mom. I only ACT like a whore. God understands!

1:40 pm July, 1 FredN. said...

My hatred dissipated a bit when I realize there is still 0.0001% humanity left in that plastic throwaway bottle know as HKH. Here, she implies that her adorable cute lil brother probably shouldn’t be posting ‘real’ pictures of himself on FB. I shed a tear thinking that this was probably her last cogent, helpful thought:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=124228050971820&set=a.100630883331537.505.100001538761137&type=3&theater

1:40 pm July, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No, no Mom. That “itch” I have in the picture was because I HAD to use that toilet at the gas station AND NOT because I’ve banged 7,000 guys. This month.

1:41 pm July, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ God Understands!

2:04 pm July, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I wonder just how often this archetype actually gives it up.

2:18 pm July, 1 The Dude said...

Hello Kitty Hott may and may not be a good model for Schrodinger’s Cat.

4:16 pm July, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Why did you do that to me, Dude?

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I finally got around to learning about that cat, and I decided it just doesn’t make sense. Looking at the cat didn’t do nothing.

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And now you tangle that all up with Hello Kitty Hott, and her whole goddam family?

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Damn you to Hell!

5:11 pm July, 1 The Dude said...

Okay, here’s a music piece I worked on. It’s fun, trust me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1W_iAGqb30&feature=youtube_gdata_player

6:10 pm July, 1 Douchble Helix said...

That sucked.

2:20 pm July, 2 crazed aborigine said...

Why haven’t we put her in the HoH yet? Yes I know she is a bleeth, but this girl won the genetic lottery, and I think we should honor that much at least. Cheekbones and legs alone should qualify her, I says. Nevermind my recurring fantasy involving her, copious amounts of clean water, disinfecting soap, and a brillo pad. I just can’t help but wonder if it would be possible to scrub all of the Vegas off. Sorry, I digress. Hello Kitty Hott for Hall of Hott. Can I get a second?

6:03 pm July, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Not even from me.

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