Monday, July 22, 2013

The Smirkonomous Is Better Than You

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The Smirkonmous Knows this.

Because when the Smirkonomous pays for bottle service Ashley giggles and coos like a feral seal.

This confirms the Smirkonomous’s genetic worth and validity to reproduce within the gene pool.

Well, that and his bangin’ Christmas sweater.

# posted by douchebag1
1:34 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smarmglorious.

1:35 pm July, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If by “gene pool” you mean “shallow end with the bleach” then yeah…

1:36 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always use hair gel, but when he does, he calls it “product”.

2:06 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always wear garish Christmas sweaters, but when he does, he calls it his Yule-kit.

3:01 pm July, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always celebrate Christmas in July, but when he does, he rolls with the Goose.

3:02 pm July, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always transmit venereal diseases, but when he does, he makes sure he gives it to a bleeth.

3:26 pm July, 22 The Dude said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always blather on about stupid shit, but when he does, he talks about himself.

3:35 pm July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always drop his soap in the gym shower, but when he does he expects a firm reach-around

3:38 pm July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always have a deeply shit-stained left fist, but when he does it has essence of sphincter

3:53 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t alwas post to Facebook, but when he does, he poses as his own secret admirer.

3:53 pm July, 22 Troy Tempest said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always pretend to be Tom Cruise. But when he does, you can find him climbing sofas.

3:54 pm July, 22 Troy Tempest said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always think with his peen. It just looks that way. OK, actually, Smirkonomous always thinks with his peen.

3:54 pm July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smirkonomous doesn’t always climax, but when he does, it’s because he can see his reflection in the mirror.

4:29 pm July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Smirkonomous thinks she’s hot young Rebecca De Mornay.

6:27 am July, 23 DarkSock said...

THE DOUCHE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

6:27 am July, 23 DarkSock said...

I detect a strong hint of Peaches. If this guy would just point at the camera he’d clinch the yearlies.
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