Tuesday, July 30, 2013
When Tribal Tatts Turn Nipples into Screaming Anal Puckers of the Apocalypse
So a Wannabe Maori douchebag*, a Giggle Hott, and Hippie Frank all walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of picture on hot chicks with douchebags?”
And… scene.
* If Pablo is a real Maori tribesman, than 90% is forgiven for the tatt. But no shirt in club still = douche.
That is one fine Mayan Eye of Coitus that hott throws there!
Giggle Hipp, Giggle Hott and fake tribal douche = douchey.
Dante Teo sees make believe girls like his bro.
That thar is a well hidden out in the open TDMaria my friends.
Could be… #1
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/13/friday-thoughts-and-links-146/
Could be… #2
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http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/6919/qkl0.jpg
^I’ve got the eye of a 19 year-old DH. Unfortunately, I have a giant cock that doesn’t get as hard as it used to. Fuck you Father Time you fucking cocksucker!! Animal fucking cocks you cocksucker.
The girl in the led is just not that pretty.
That’s “LEFT” as in, my left.
Franklyn nailed it. I’ve never seen the Mayan force so strong. Douchble: Nice try, but maybe next time.
RE: Skroatler . Recommend for the HOH…the girl on the right, that is.
Not sure what you mean, Mr. Brogan.
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#1 is the same crew, with TDM identified by name.
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#2 is three other previous TDM sightings, by name, plus today’s pic.
Uh-oh! My uncultured whiteboy ass feels the poo of pedantry squeezing out from the buttocks of bookishness.
Into the internet. Because it is a toilet.
As such I shall inform you that the tattooed dude is from the isle of Samoa, not the Maori homeland of New Zealand.
Which, although the cultures are somewhat similar and related, is kind of like saying your great Aunt Doris and you are related just because you like getting greasy things stuffed in your face in the McDonalds carpark at 1am and you love it, you love it even though there are horrible things happening to your colon but you don’t care and why not because meat is meat wherever you get it and we’ve all paid for it DON’T JUDGE ME –
Anyway.
The correct douchalogical term for him should therefore be one of the following:
The Polynesian Primadonna
The Samoan Showoff
The Last Resort
Tiki, the Tribal Terroriser of Tourists
The Shirtless STD vending machine.
I hope to have this error corrected as I am a giant nerd who has travelled in time to sell you encyclopedias made out of my own shit which is the only commodity we have left in 2013, otherwise known as the FUTURE.
What? This is 2013 already? Wait, what month is it?
…. oh. I see. That’s all right. The great pus tsunamis don’t happen for a few weeks yet. Plenty of time to stock up on… LESBIAN TOMATOES. Oh, you’ll understand soon enough.
Goddammit what I am doing here I’m far too handsome
Yep, that’s TDM, aka HALL OF HOTT Tiny Dancer Maria. I’ve missed her.
Why no more Champagne Katie? Guid is sad.