Thursday, July 11, 2013

Will.He.Isnt Macks on the Persian Hotts

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I see you offering me Mayan Eye of Coitus, Persian Meadow Soprano.

I raise your coital eye play, and counter with Malaysian Hairy Chest Scratch and Burmp of Guy Who Just Ate a Bowl of Cheerios.

# posted by douchebag1
11:50 am July, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Prince of Persia IV: Return from the 80’s (2014)

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A douchey prince and princess bleeths must stop a time-traveling villain from the 1980’s (Max Headroom) who threatens to destroy consumer culture by revealing keen insights into the obvious. Action, explosions and bad life choices ensue : PG-13 15 minutes.

11:53 am July, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow, I bet them two have enough wool to knit a sweater, if you catch my drift.

11:57 am July, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ladies, don’t do it. That’s his best clothing. He may have picked it up at Goodwill.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just sayin’ is all.

12:29 pm July, 11 FredN. said...

Princess of Persia on the left is hottest chick on this site in a week. And by the way, they’re REAL dammit.

12:40 pm July, 11 Tits McGee said...

No disrespect to Christopher Judge, but that anal sneeze looks like Teal’c from SG1…

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I’d like to add that I like Persians and would very much like to investigate both of their sausage wallets.

12:40 pm July, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I was thinking, “‘bag most likely to be a lesbian in drag” contestant for Douchies 2013

12:47 pm July, 11 creature said...

little man with big shades, not an impressive look

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ski nose hott, I wanna play paddycake with your tank top

12:58 pm July, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Call me when the poppin’ and lockin’ starts.

12:59 pm July, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Smelly cooch. That is all

12:59 pm July, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Great, now I have http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU in my head.

1:06 pm July, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This douche has had more more balls dunked in his teacup than the ballwasher on the 9th tee at Augusta National. He is not mackin’ on anything that sports a pink sausage wallet.

1:09 pm July, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Persians are fun if for no other reason than they like it when you go spear-fishing for brown starfish.

1:42 pm July, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Will.He.Isn’t looks like a WNBA player.

5:24 pm July, 11 Guid is Good said...

Zebra Hott looks like she would be a real PITA. I would like to get a box set of Persian Meadow Soprano though. Amazon have blocked my card.

6:08 am July, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Me likes a Persian Hotts

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