Wednesday, July 24, 2013

You Might Be a Doucheneck if…

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…you’re this guy.

Jeff Foxworthy, ladies and gentlemen!! How about a hand for Jeff Foxworthy!!

See, I like to mock comedians who rely on one joke premises for their entire careers. Because, uh… oh… wait… dammit.

# posted by douchebag1
12:52 pm July, 24 Paula D. said...

E I E I O Y’all!

Girls got some mudpuppies on her chest!

1:01 pm July, 24 Vin Douchal said...

You might be a Doucheneck if your mama’s cowboy boots fit you, but smell worse than a dump fire

1:02 pm July, 24 Vin Douchal said...

You might be a Doucheneck if you know the color of this chick’s eyes

1:03 pm July, 24 Vin Douchal said...

You might be a Doucheneck if your gay skinny jeans (TUCKED INTO THE BOOTS, no less) have no Skoal ring

1:15 pm July, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

You might be a Doucheneck if you’re dating an asian ladyboy who’s pic has been on this site at least twice before. Just sayin.

1:32 pm July, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

That fringe sure plays down her “problem areas”. And by problem areas, I mean him.

2:21 pm July, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You might be a Doucheneck if you wear a denim vest and pose with Paid to Pose Asian Trannies.

3:06 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That chick has an impossible anatomy.

3:46 pm July, 24 Douchble Helix said...

I’m in love! Can you guys knock it off, please!?!?

4:14 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Her boobies give me hope. Doucheneck does not.

11:55 pm July, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Gawd-DAMNIT!!!

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I would staple lead weights to my scrotum and jump up and down for weeks on end, just so that my sac would be stretched out enough that I could sublimely rest a testicle upon each of those shelf-like milk missiles.

3:08 am July, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Well, I can confirm this is not Mary Mammageddon. This is some Japanese American named Arika Sato.

7:08 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

I don’t care if it’s a tranny (respect), I’d hit it (no homo). The best spinners have the rib shelves so you can get them spinning at top RPM more easily.

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I would eat a back yard full of dried-white dog shit chopstick-style using dirty pool cues whilst being pelted with used gorilla tampons just for the privilege of thumping her dog’s tits.

5:26 pm July, 25 creature said...

bet that gal can holster some cocxxxcksxxx

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