Thursday, August 8, 2013

Friday Haiku

NJ Guido

Yo, son, check Biff out;

He’s the meat in a Hotwich;

By “meat” I mean “poo”.

*Mooo* So fµ¢kïñg what?

They ordered bottle service

Ingredients: Grain.

— Crücial Heæd

 

Pregnancy dresses

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

I had the renoB

Until I realized that girl

Has my Mom’s haircut

— DoucheyWallnuts

Husky Iowa girls

will do things most girls will not

do. Like mow your lawn.

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Vinnie’s first night out

of jail finds big blondes with bowl

cuts. Prison seems O.K.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Lane Bryant models

need to get their douche on too

Biff takes one for team

— Magnum Douche P. I.

# posted by Bagnonymous
9:59 pm August, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Them are some large gals

They may be Ohioans

Still, I’d fuck ’em both

10:33 pm August, 8 Crucial Head said...

*Mooo* So fucking what?

They ordered bottle service

Ingredients: Grain.

10:36 pm August, 8 Crucial Head said...

Dart board or score board?

Both are empty as my balls

After plugging blonde.

10:38 pm August, 8 Crucial Head said...

Hanging in background

Colorful origami

Fags of our Fathers.

10:40 pm August, 8 Crucial Head said...

Yo, look at my broads!

Thelma and Louise asked me

To go fer a ride!

10:43 pm August, 8 Crucial Head said...

Doc Douchebag MD

Poses with delivery

Nurses. What? Too soon?

10:50 pm August, 8 Crucial Head said...

Mort and Althea

Discuss String Theory’s faults

Behind Biff’s pic op.

3:01 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pregnancy dresses

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

3:03 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the grain in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. High fructose hose.

3:04 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sometimes when your Sis

Comes to town. You just let go

And say, “Coyote Ugly”.

3:05 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Getting stoned before

Work has become a guilty

Pleasure. Fuck the Man!

3:08 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t look bad

At six in the morning stoned.

Wait twenty years. Fuck!

6:49 am August, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Following The Rev’s

“Sobriety”, or lack there-

of, causes whiplash

6:53 am August, 9 grendel said...

Brady Reunion.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Jan.

Call him Oliver.

7:33 am August, 9 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Nice bottlecocck pose

Triggers my urge to breastfeed

Regression is sweet

8:24 am August, 9 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Sometimes ya gotta

be nice to the frumpy friend

to nail the hot. Son !

8:38 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Matronly drunk broads

Bang like crazy, so I says

I’ll give them a whirl

8:40 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I had the renoB

Until I realized that girl

Has my Mom’s haircut

8:41 am August, 9 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Biff likes his girls thick

Also ate lead paint as a

kid. Short bus rider.

8:46 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rushing menopause

Dot and Liz cut hair, bulk up

Wear Grandma’s dresses

8:48 am August, 9 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Husky Iowa girls

will do things most girls will not

do. Like mow your lawn.

8:49 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flabby arms kill wood

But Biff hopes the beer goggles

Will help him perform

8:51 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From the looks of it

Biff will have to navigate

Gunt. The Gunt, I says

9:32 am August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vinnie hopes to get

top dollar for prize heifers.

Needs to pay for Goose.

9:36 am August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Janice and Tim play

“hot hands” to avoid foursome

with these fools. Stakes high.

9:41 am August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vinnie’s first night out

of jail finds big blondes with bowl

cuts. Prison seems O.K.

10:03 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Frumpy and Dumpy

Out on a Cock Hunt. Poor Biff

Caught in their crosshairs…

10:16 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Paul or Paula? Hmm

Biff better do a crotch check

A Crotch Check, I says

10:17 am August, 9 UFO Destroyers said...

The old saw must be

true. You can drink a three (and

three) into a six.

10:18 am August, 9 SonnyChibaChoad said...

BIff’s twin afflictions

Nott Double Encirclement

Valtrex Prescription

10:19 am August, 9 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Nepos in tha house

Crucial Head Comeback tour stop

Brings Volume Haiku

11:05 am August, 9 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Lane Bryant models

need to get their douche on too

Biff takes one for team

11:44 am August, 9 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Packers Fans want Biff

Cheese Curds and PBRs

Make for Messy Drunk 3-Way

11:56 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d fuck my own fist

Before I’d get involved with

Either of these bleeths

11:58 am August, 9 hermit said...

Dude can’t make up mind

Bang fat Frances McDormand?

Or make play for both

12:11 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Fuccen IRS

On hold for forty-five clicks

HEY LOOK , It’s Crucial

12:11 pm August, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We’ve beat this haiku

to death. Chief, put down princess

for nap. Post some links.

12:19 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

O.C. Milf Parade

Takes corner into douche bar

Will bang anything

12:20 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He told them he was

Carlos Danger just so they

would touch his Weiner.

12:21 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Chris Elliot’s son

Living large off dad’s ex-fame

Dave doesn’t call back

12:22 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chunky twins are not

disappointed his Fap Out

T-shirt in the wash.

12:28 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lane Bryant models FTW^

2:58 pm August, 9 Ümläüt Smäckdöwn said...

Thërë ïs nö grëätër

Hönör thän bëïng gräntëd

Ümläüts by Därksöckķ

4:24 pm August, 9 DarkSock said...

THEY BOTH MUST EAT GRAIN

Or they get the hose again;

The Monkey Hole Hose.

6:11 pm August, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

When was the last time

I saw that haircut? Oh…right.

Well…goodbye boner.

8:21 pm August, 9 DarkSock said...

I will live hard, fast,

And leave a pretty corpse. BUT –

It won’t be my corpse.

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