Monday, August 19, 2013

Welcome To Sock Week on HCwDB. Son.

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To Hell with Shark Week. It’s Sock Week.

I understand that The Boss has a new child. I’m not going to incriminate myself by asking where he got it from. But I’m recovered from my surgery, I’m back in the saddle, I am back at work providing precision architectural services and I even feel good enough for a little horse play with my friends Stoya and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Now, this week will be one of purity, with no gratuitous distractions.

So we begin with a classic coupling of appalling douchosity paired with lip-biting hotness as we rage “Damn, Girl; what you thinkin”?!? As B&W Douche here manages to lift his chicken wing to display the stink finger to us all, despite the 20 pound watch, I think the Secretly Stern MILF’s expression in the background says it all for us.

Comment, as ever, in the, ummm, comments section.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:47 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Yeah fuck Shark week, Sock Week rules!!!!!!!!. Is it me or do I sense a Socknado™ of yummy, delicious Pear whirling & churning its way from Gulf of Mexico soon to spread all over this glorious land? If so I’m ready and by ready I mean semi-turgid until the goods arrive

8:05 am August, 19 The Dude said...

Just when I thought it was safe to mock douchebags…

8:26 am August, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Nice to see ya, Sock.

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Where’s the pears, already?

9:26 am August, 19 UFO Destroyers said...

“I’ll take ‘My Daddy Didn’t Love Me Enough and So This Is How I Get Back at Him’ for $800, Alex.”

9:32 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Time for this douche to clean out his oats

9:36 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Nurse Ratched-Largeman realizes this photo of her daughter is instagramming right to fingerboy’s Facebook. It’s pre-progammed with the heading, “Did this shit, tore it up, Yo”

10:53 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sarah thought she would be safe by setting her SnapChat to 6 seconds but dickboy here had somebody show him how to do a screen capture forever denying her the ability of saying “I would NEVER go near THAT guy!”

10:55 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why is Kim Cattrall having a seizure in the background?

11:00 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow, the knock-off store must’ve been havin’ a HUGE sale last week. He managed to get a Yves Saint LeBang shirt, a gen-u-wine Rolecks, and a “What Would…” (the “Jeebus Do” part cost extra) hat all for the low, low price of $5 which was half of his pay for the one shift he had at the car wash.

12:25 pm August, 19 Wheezer said...

So Carolyn posted a picture of herself and some douchey boytoy on Facebook, huh? How soon before we get a takedown request, aka “He’s a really nice guy, you assholes”?

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Anyway, those are some weird-ass hashtags on his bro-cap. Is that a logo for “#wanker”?

1:28 pm August, 19 killdoucher said...

sack of gorilla nuggets

2:18 pm August, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know what he just said but I like it. And that person in the bed is not tall enough to be Dark Sock. And I’m off for the next few days doing studious things in the Son. Son.

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3:26 pm August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Rev

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I heard that you do this too…

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9:22 pm August, 19 creature said...

um….my standard response is….eat dong!

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