Tuesday, August 13, 2013

And Then There Are 'Bags With Hair Like This

Ruin D Mensroom

Bonus points to the first person to correctly identify the national flag depicted in this douche hawk.

When Dimple Diedre tells the rest of the sorority girls about her spring break, she will excessively use the word “amazeballs.”

# posted by douchebag1
10:27 am August, 13 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Not to be insulting, but “Dimple Diedre” looks suspiciously like my Uncle Tony.

10:28 am August, 13 jonezy said...

refracted light Largeman pensively scans the crowd for other repressed gay boys

10:37 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Scrotepeckerstan

10:37 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Bagstonia

10:37 am August, 13 Douchble Helix said...

I think it’s Pixburgh.

10:37 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

United Asshole Emerites

10:38 am August, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

It’s the national flag of Old Country Buffet, where this lard ass has obviously spent countless hours grazing.

10:39 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Poonited Kingdom

10:39 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fatassistan

10:40 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Democratic People’s Republic of This Guy’s a Dick

10:41 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Sloppy Arabia

10:45 am August, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

When Dimple Diedre tells the rest of the sorority girls about her spring break she will use the words “morbidly obese tool whose breath smelled like fritos.”

10:47 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Iquack

10:48 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Moronco

10:48 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Smellalia

10:49 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Tootnisia

10:49 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Iran…and you should too, girl.

10:49 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Yermammamen

10:50 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Yugoslobbera

10:51 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hegypped

10:52 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

South Asscracka

10:53 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Slutsemburg

10:53 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

This guy looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy fucked Perez Hilton

10:54 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Herp Republic

10:55 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Assholebaigan

10:55 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Peeitnam

10:55 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Bulgegaria

10:56 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Beastonia

10:56 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fartvia

10:56 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Shmoesovo

10:58 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Lickedinhein

10:58 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Gutswana

10:59 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Massodonutsia

10:59 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Scmuckland Islands

10:59 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Uragay

11:00 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Shitaly

11:00 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Federated States of Micropenis

11:01 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

D’yer Mak’er

11:02 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ballsnia and Herpsgovagina

11:02 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Poodan

11:03 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Gaytar

11:03 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Pookraine

11:04 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ballarus

11:05 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Turkey (I just ate one whole)

11:05 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Poomania

11:05 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

San Marinpoo

11:06 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pooru

11:06 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Poosta Rica

11:07 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pooba

11:07 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Singapoo

11:08 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ Vun

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Shitaly FTW.

11:08 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*Vin

11:17 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

YAY! I win the internet

11:19 am August, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Uzbagistan

11:21 am August, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Outer Bungholia

11:27 am August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Louse

11:42 am August, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Tardados

11:46 am August, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Splatvia

11:53 am August, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fatifornia

11:56 am August, 13 DarkSock said...

Homoslavia.

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Duh.

11:56 am August, 13 DarkSock said...

Also, do NOT Google Search “Spider Porn”.

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Just…don’t.

11:57 am August, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trannyvania

12:32 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

‘Sock, what are those spiders doing to those horses? You can tell us – it’s good to cleanse.

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Oh, and Cannedhamada.

12:33 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Apoplexico

12:33 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Gutemala

12:34 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Dicaragua

12:35 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Colonblastia

12:35 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Penisuela

12:35 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Ursogay

12:36 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Bra’s Ill

12:36 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

“ILL.”

12:37 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Tubbaloo

12:37 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Crete-in

12:38 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Chile

12:38 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Ecuadork

12:39 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Algaehairia

12:39 pm August, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What has two thumbs, Googled “spider porn”, and now has a mess to clean up?

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This guy!

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I’ll let you all ponder what type of mess it is I’m cleaning up…and how I’m cleaning it up.

12:40 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Hordan (the food)

12:40 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Syrupia

12:41 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Madagasshat

12:41 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Choad

12:42 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Z’haire

12:42 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Trini’s dad is t’ BAG-o

12:43 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Choadesia

12:45 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Germ-many

12:45 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Twitzerland

12:46 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Bromania

12:48 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Doing this without and open atlas is starting to get tough…..

12:48 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Oops! “an*”

12:54 pm August, 13 Wheezer said...

Brokewindia

4:05 pm August, 13 DarkSock said...

Peensylvania

4:05 pm August, 13 DarkSock said...

Cock of Gibraltar

4:05 pm August, 13 DarkSock said...

Annnd…The Virgin Islands.

4:52 pm August, 13 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

sad to say, flag of Egypt circa 1910

3:58 am August, 14 Douche ex Machina said...

Brunei.

8:47 pm August, 14 The Dude said...

Tittsburgh Feelers.

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