Thursday, August 8, 2013

Baby Diaper Poo

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Thanks to the unending cuteness that is the recent spawn of your humble narrator, BC1, I have official confirmation that Pasadena Pukester here looks exactly like a giant, steaming load of milk poo produced by a five-day-old.

Sharon giggles as she’s mugged, and for that, I almost forgive her Bud Light Limes.

Almost.

But not quite.

Back to burping duty for your humble narrator who once lived the Hollywood life and is now knee-deep in spittle and sleeplessness.

# posted by douchebag1
6:59 pm August, 8 Douchble Helix said...

May I be the first to suggest you name the little princess “Snooki”?

8:42 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^That’s not Kosher DH. Must be Biblical. I made some good coin off of the over/under on the He-Jew-She-Jewess paradox on some shit.

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Fuck DB1! No more pictures of the young lass on the interwhebs please. For fucks sake man that shits illegal somewhere! She is as cute as a button and I am very sure that you think that she is the best daughter you could ever have and a daughter’s great and shit and that uber gay background she is set against was as good an idea as the Ribbon Head. But you are temporarily insane. I wasn’t like that cause I was d

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8:45 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Maybe it’s nice and not gay?

6:55 am August, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Rev, being as we’re making decisions for the DB1 clan, I suggest that some knowledge of the female parent’s heritage would aid in our planning.

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As The Chief has so far been unwilling (or unable) to divulge any such info, in the spirit of this one-joke site, I guess we get to just make shit up.

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And since the broad (wife? gf? sister?) is unquestionably from Jersey, I’m sticking with “Snooki”.

9:24 am August, 9 jonezy said...

at what age do you start feeding them HoHos?

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