Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Big Head Todd and Vinnie Flat-Top Ponder the DuckFace Dilemma

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What to do about the runaway duck-face Bleethe conundrum?

Ladies, while it may bestow upon you the image in your mind’s eye of a runway model going vogue on a Paris runway it only makes you look like Garry Shandling’s ugly daughter.

Discuss. 

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# posted by Bagnonymous
12:19 pm August, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Can a Tranny be called a Cunt? If so, I call Cunt on Tits McDuckface.

12:21 pm August, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Staten Island Local Electrical Workers 204 had their annual summer club night and things got ugly. And by ugly I mean Duckface McDog showed up.

12:23 pm August, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Collagen injections just called to say they are mortified at what they have done to her lips.

12:26 pm August, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s clearly advertizing the only two discernible skills that she has.

12:39 pm August, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Dollar Store hair dye just called to apologize for that mop on her head.

12:42 pm August, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Dr. (well almost) Patel from the Hoboken Plastic Surgery Center just called to beg forgiveness for those bolt-ons.

1:28 pm August, 20 Vin Douchal said...

More like Shandling’s sphincter

1:29 pm August, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This looks like a bowl of Fruit Loops took on human form

1:45 pm August, 20 DarkSock said...

dammit….did no one find the hidden easter egg? And by “egg” I mean hottie with abs?
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Click on the Rupees symbols following the text on the front page rant. Son. they look like

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2:09 pm August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That chicks abs need some decoration. And I mean Cajun style shit and shit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTOrB1WOR78

And Gary Shandling’s face looks like an acne infested prolapse. Son.

2:27 pm August, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

The guy on the left might be Joey Porsche.

2:47 pm August, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

“flat top” – he has one, she does not.

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Good Lord, she does not.

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I denounce myself. Behold the power of the douchedox.

3:10 pm August, 20 The Dude said...

I slip the ol’ beefsteak between her giant fake cans. Just to say I did – it’s like climbing Mt. Beverest’s.

4:08 pm August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d do the short stupid looking one first, then the little chick. And I proudly second the Cunt.

4:09 pm August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flaming the bad pipe.

4:18 pm August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you Mike Holmes! I’ll fuck you up with my sock knife Homo.

4:19 pm August, 20 Wheezer said...

I saw the rupee link, ‘Sock. I know to always hover over every word you type, just in case you hid some pear.

5:05 pm August, 20 Tits McGee said...

Somebody blew up the plastic doll too much.

7:32 pm August, 20 Tits McGee said...

I had to submit a direct answer to the question… I attended Lollapalooza this year. A group of four seemingly lovely young ladies asked if I would take their picture as I was standing by Buckingham fountain, seething at the newest summer fad (cut off high-waisted mom jeans).

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I was happy to oblige, but before I let the shutter click, I made a stylistic request, “no duck lips, no peace signs, okay?”

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One of the four not only chucked the deuce but also busted out a motherquacking duck face just to spite me.

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I calmly took the camera/iPhone from my gaze and rhetorically asked, “what did I JUST say?”, chucked the camera/iPhone into the fountain, and proudly sprinted into the opposite direction.

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Now, some of you might be thinking that was a dick move… but I posit to you that this story will require context when any of them tell it to their friends for the rest of their lives. “Well he TOLD you no duck faces…”

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I submit that it was worth it. We have to be proactive about this shit.

8:20 pm August, 20 DarkSock said...

Here come Ol’ Flat Top, He come Douchin’ up slowly…

9:24 pm August, 20 The Dude said...

alright, ‘sock slowin it up..

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Tits McGee got his ratchets up, but he’s genuine and good, so I know he’s not gonna come hunt me down for makin’ a duck face. btw, to my knowledge I have never made a duck face on cam.

10:29 pm August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am the Eggman

10:37 am August, 21 Dr Magnifico said...

Tits McGee did the only honourable thing. Well done you, Sir (or Madam, if in fact you are actually Nancy Dreuche)

5:19 pm August, 21 C.G. said...

this shit is legit. some douchers bringing back the HCwDB old school circa 2007, yo.

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