Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Big Head Todd and Vinnie Flat-Top Ponder the DuckFace Dilemma
What to do about the runaway duck-face Bleethe conundrum?
Ladies, while it may bestow upon you the image in your mind’s eye of a runway model going vogue on a Paris runway it only makes you look like Garry Shandling’s ugly daughter.
Discuss.
Can a Tranny be called a Cunt? If so, I call Cunt on Tits McDuckface.
The Staten Island Local Electrical Workers 204 had their annual summer club night and things got ugly. And by ugly I mean Duckface McDog showed up.
Collagen injections just called to say they are mortified at what they have done to her lips.
She’s clearly advertizing the only two discernible skills that she has.
Dollar Store hair dye just called to apologize for that mop on her head.
Dr. (well almost) Patel from the Hoboken Plastic Surgery Center just called to beg forgiveness for those bolt-ons.
More like Shandling’s sphincter
This looks like a bowl of Fruit Loops took on human form
dammit….did no one find the hidden easter egg? And by “egg” I mean hottie with abs?
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Click on the Rupees symbols following the text on the front page rant. Son. they look like
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That chicks abs need some decoration. And I mean Cajun style shit and shit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTOrB1WOR78
And Gary Shandling’s face looks like an acne infested prolapse. Son.
The guy on the left might be Joey Porsche.
“flat top” – he has one, she does not.
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Good Lord, she does not.
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I denounce myself. Behold the power of the douchedox.
I slip the ol’ beefsteak between her giant fake cans. Just to say I did – it’s like climbing Mt. Beverest’s.
I’d do the short stupid looking one first, then the little chick. And I proudly second the Cunt.
Flaming the bad pipe.
Fuck you Mike Holmes! I’ll fuck you up with my sock knife Homo.
I saw the rupee link, ‘Sock. I know to always hover over every word you type, just in case you hid some pear.
Somebody blew up the plastic doll too much.
I had to submit a direct answer to the question… I attended Lollapalooza this year. A group of four seemingly lovely young ladies asked if I would take their picture as I was standing by Buckingham fountain, seething at the newest summer fad (cut off high-waisted mom jeans).
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I was happy to oblige, but before I let the shutter click, I made a stylistic request, “no duck lips, no peace signs, okay?”
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One of the four not only chucked the deuce but also busted out a motherquacking duck face just to spite me.
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I calmly took the camera/iPhone from my gaze and rhetorically asked, “what did I JUST say?”, chucked the camera/iPhone into the fountain, and proudly sprinted into the opposite direction.
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Now, some of you might be thinking that was a dick move… but I posit to you that this story will require context when any of them tell it to their friends for the rest of their lives. “Well he TOLD you no duck faces…”
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I submit that it was worth it. We have to be proactive about this shit.
Here come Ol’ Flat Top, He come Douchin’ up slowly…
alright, ‘sock slowin it up..
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Tits McGee got his ratchets up, but he’s genuine and good, so I know he’s not gonna come hunt me down for makin’ a duck face. btw, to my knowledge I have never made a duck face on cam.
I am the Eggman
Tits McGee did the only honourable thing. Well done you, Sir (or Madam, if in fact you are actually Nancy Dreuche)
this shit is legit. some douchers bringing back the HCwDB old school circa 2007, yo.