Tuesday, August 27, 2013

crystal douche asks are you awake, bag hunters?

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Because he has been since Thursday.

# posted by Bagnonymous
5:34 am August, 27 FoghornLeghorn said...

Family members said the McGuffy sisters planned to attend a bachelorette party at the Packer’s Haven Sports Bar outside of Green Bay. They have not be seen since Saturday night.

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Police are asking for information regarding their whereabouts.

5:57 am August, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Crystal Douche may be awake but these three put me to sleep. Zzzzzzzzz……

7:44 am August, 27 hermit said...

I’d like to give the one on the right a ” new vibration” with some crystal blue persuasion.

And by persuasion I mean valium, whiskey and duct tape if necessary.

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Shondells

7:56 am August, 27 DarkSock said...

“Hey, Merle…got any ‘ludes on ya???”**
sdf
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**100 points to the ‘bag hunter with enough 80’s cool to name that obscure lyrics reference…

8:01 am August, 27 Scooby Douche said...

Too easy…..

Dope Smokin Moron, by one of the greatest bands to never get enuf respect, The Replacements.

Send over my points…

On, and………….BOOBS!!!!!

8:05 am August, 27 DarkSock said...

100 points to House Scoob.
aaggh

9:39 am August, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Hendrix, except it was “Hey, Joe!”

9:39 am August, 27 jonezy said...

I believe it is called a tarsier

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I’ll take my points too

9:40 am August, 27 Douchble Helix said...

I hear those boys are getting the band back together.

9:52 am August, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Hey, ‘Sock! The bar has been raised!

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http://blogs.sfweekly.com/exhibitionist/2013/08/malcolm_j_brenner_dolphin_sex.php

10:08 am August, 27 DarkSock said...

They are, DH. Well, at least Tommy and Paul. Drummer’s still too bitter, Bob’s still too dead, Slim’s too stroked up.

10:11 am August, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DH: I just read your link, and now I really, really, really wish I didn’t.

10:38 am August, 27 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I’ve got nine things to tell Blue Belle on the right. They are taped around my totem pole, but she can only read them in the proper light. By which I mean she needs to hurry.

11:23 am August, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Are we in two different universes again or is weed over 25% THC hard on the old brain. Not going back to the office today.

Curse you Lenny The Platypus.

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Sweet Island Skunk x Chocalope is the new Jean-Guy. Fucking French Faggots are good for somethin. I’m thinking of going to Niagar Falls. Son.

11:23 am August, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Get it.

11:26 am August, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stoooooooooooooooned at home alone. I’m as happy as Miley Cyrus in a Cocknado. Cocknado. Son. and shit.

11:44 am August, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Hottie Zeta Jones on the right has a knowing look.

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You know what she knows that we know she knows we know?

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We’d fap if she had bikini pix in her FB page

12:20 pm August, 27 DarkSock said...

Cocknado, he says

3:38 pm August, 27 bigphatnotadouche said...

Time to show those two midwest honies my clown face…

John Wayne Gacy

4:18 pm August, 27 Douchesdownunder said...

The guy might be wired for a variety of reasons and have bad taste in shirts, but if he gets a roll in the sack with either girl, good for him.

I’m giving him a notta pass.

Also, DB1 didn’t air this, so here is an important link.

Not a pic, dear Sirs, but a link, one which embodies the very soul of HCWDB, although the chicks are a bit more on the scary side. Anyway, such is life, the life of a professional douche:

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

11:51 pm August, 27 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Who is Miley Cyrus?

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