Friday, August 2, 2013

Friday Haiku

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One thing about Trish

That I can share with you is

She really loves head.

Wait, which one of the

Village People are you? The

Hydrocephalic?

— Capt. James T. Douche

His Mom’s vagina

Looks like the Holland Tunnel

It’s real big, I says

— DoucheyWallnuts

Jim finds out the hard

way the buffet shrimp cocktail

were cooked in their shells.

— Douche Wayne

 

Mr. Potato Head

And Chastity Bono go

Wild for Halloween.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Rocky Dennis blows

all Mask film rights cash on goose

at da clubs. Cher weeps.

— Magnum Douche P. I.

It’s OK Jill. All

West Virginian clubs allow

inbred bros as dates.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

OshKosh B’Gosh are

the new trend this year for those

who get pooped upon

— Jacques Doucheteau

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:18 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Wait, which one of the

Village People are you? The

Hydrocephalic?

7:20 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later on that night

She discovered the other

Head is baby-like.

7:22 am August, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sometimes, “Baby Head”

Is more than just a nickname;

It’s a way of life

7:23 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Elephant man douche

Throws up the peace sign, while

We all just throw up.

7:24 am August, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His Mom’s vagina

Looks like the Holland Tunnel

It’s real big, I says

7:26 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douchebag freakshow gets

Too weird when he refused to

Unmask during sex.

7:28 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Well it could always

Be worse… He could be wearing

Juggalo face paint.

7:31 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This assclown has to

Resort to this to get with

An average looks girl.

7:40 am August, 2 saulgoode42 said...

Rapist Ricardo

Calls attention away from

His freaky-ass eyes

7:42 am August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This was a sure bet

To get laid but he looks like

Ferengi retard.

7:45 am August, 2 saulgoode42 said...

“Two bucks for my sis”

Sounds like a pretty good deal

Until face reveal

7:48 am August, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Fifth Teletubbie

– Douche – macks on a hott, backstage

J. Falwell approves.

7:56 am August, 2 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Jane cheats on Tarzan

with Mister Clean. “He’s so much

better with his hands!”

8:02 am August, 2 FredN. said...

Buddha-like douchebag

Dressed like Children of the Corn

plus M.J.’s gay glove

8:37 am August, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Jim finds out the hard

way the buffet shrimp cocktail

were cooked in their shells.

8:41 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts its head in

The potato or it gets

The hose. The gravy hose.

8:42 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s a sad hunchback

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:44 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Potato Head

And Chastity Bono go

Wild for Halloween.

8:52 am August, 2 Douche Wayne said...

I have a feeling

Skrillex has something to do

with this oddity.

9:00 am August, 2 Dickie Fingers said...

Two dollar head guy

dazed and confused by her

lack of a penis

9:03 am August, 2 FredN. said...

Two Largemen in back

heed the siren song of the

green lit Exit Sign.

9:32 am August, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Nair for CSR

Has unpleasant side effect.

He should be fed Nair.

9:44 am August, 2 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Rocky Dennis blows

all Mask film rights cash on goose

at da clubs. Cher weeps.

9:53 am August, 2 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Agamemnon Head

Throws up the Douche signs nightly

No Helen of Troy

9:58 am August, 2 FredN. said...

Eyeliner plus bad

Hitler stache are auto douche

Trish should know better

9:59 am August, 2 FredN. said...

Exposed nipple rash

is douche signifier, right?

It fuckin should be.

10:09 am August, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ed Gein the Third picks

up where grandpa left off. Eyes

and mouth still need filled.

10:16 am August, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s OK Jill. All

West Virginian clubs allow

inbred bros as dates.

10:30 am August, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Agamemnon and

Ed Gein! Hunters go deep for

Esoteric poems!

10:57 am August, 2 FredN. said...

FDNR, don’t forget Skrillex and Chastity Bono.

10:59 am August, 2 The Dude said...

I know what Trish did

Last summer – the cheetah dress

is a bad disguise

11:44 am August, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He fills out those pants.

And by fills them out, I mean

“Baby go boom-boom.”

11:47 am August, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

OshKosh B’Gosh are

the new trend this year for those

who get pooped upon

11:49 am August, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dressing up for and

soon acting out favorite

‘Deliverance’ scene.

1:25 pm August, 2 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Respect to Bunsen

Nine vulvae in a shoe box

Gein wiki bio

5:49 pm August, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The fact that Gein fits

In a bunch of our Haikus

Says he’s fucked? Or us?

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