Friday Haiku
That ridin’ toy there?
Benz rents hourly. He also
Rents that jet ski, too.
Beachcomber looks out
Keeping the sand free from trash.
You missed a spot, bro…
— Tits McGee
As I have told you
It won’t move on the beach. Now
Get of the jet ski.
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
Not sure why he has
a life jacket on. It’s well
known that turds will float.
— Magnum Douche P. I.
She don’t get seasick
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Bleeth is so low rent
He’s Jet Ski-ing her instead
Of Motor boating
— DoucheyWallnuts
E.P.A. finds new
oil spill at sea. B.P. ? No,
from Benzino’s hair.
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Katie decides to
ride something going nowhere
Then hops on jet ski
— Jacques Doucheteau
Crews out chumming the
water anticipating
best Shark Week ever.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Fuckin’ Benzino is living the life.
.
I wonder what horrible death awaits him?
The beachcomber looks out
Keeping the sand free from trash.
You missed a spot, bro…
oops^^^
.
Fuckin’ Benzino
Is living the life. Wonder
what cause of death waits?
*foul… blast!
Beachcomber looks out
Keeping the sand free from trash.
You missed a spot, bro…
Instagram filter
Can’t remove the uber taint
from the pristine sand
Ur doing it wrong
Skee-doo’s are a lot faster
in the water. Son.
When Benzino rides
It’s no longer a Ski-Do;
It’s now a Ski-Douche.
As I have told you
It won’t move on the beach. Now
Get of the jet ski.
Not sure why he has
a life jacket on. It’s well
known that turds will float.
Okay, times up douche
I have paying customers
Leave the life jacket
Looks like Aquaman
was not the gayest thing to
emerge from the sea.
Her monkeyhole has
not been seaworthy since the
gyroscope placement.
That’s all Benzino?
I thought we would take a ride
No pussy for you
The crab fishing boats
are looking in the wrong place.
They’re up on the beach!
Benzino turns left
when Tom Petty gooses him.
Ends up on the beach.
Only thing missing
is audio of him make-
ing “Vroom! Vroom!” noises.
Let’s hope they ride through
The Bermuda Triangle
Societal Win
Benzino likes it
from behind. Even from a
Bleeth on a Jet Ski
One day his grandma’s
inheritance will run out.
Goose, bleeths will run dry
She don’t get seasick
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the weeds in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Impeller hose.
Bleeth is so low rent
He’s Jet Ski-ing her instead
Of Motor boating
She don’t do ‘Zino
Her scarred labia just need
Waverunner action.
E.P.A. finds new
oil spill at sea. B.P. ? No,
from Benzino’s hair.
Rammed it on the beach
Sand in the intake vent again
The jet ski was fine
Benzo strides Jetski
Poses with Bleeth-of-the=Week
Owner yells” Get off!”
I see something on
this beach that’s washed up and it
is not the jet ski
They see me rollin’
They hatin’. And by rollin’
I mean sucking balls
Katie decides to
ride something going nowhere
Then hops on jet ski
Crews out chumming the
water anticipating
best Shark Week ever.
“This is better than
the time I rode one in the
showroom” thinks Benzo.
No matter how hard
they try the crew will never
find any brains here.
“Hey, my moped sounds
funny” thinks Benzino. Bleeth
has nothing to add.
Crew searches for drag
chain to rid beach of litter
that washed up on shore.
Why am I obsessed
with the crew in pic? Because
I hate Benzino.
Where is Dark Sock in
a speedboat when we require
epic disaster?
Paris Hilton can
Rid the ocean of douchebags
But then it’s beached fails.
In background, the Hoff
wanders to water’s edge, sees
Benz and keeps walking.
What’s with Benz’s adoption of a normal hairstyle? He almost seems, um, normal.