Friday, August 16, 2013

Friday Haiku

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That ridin’ toy there?

Benz rents hourly. He also

Rents that jet ski, too.

Beachcomber looks out

Keeping the sand free from trash.

You missed a spot, bro…

— Tits McGee

As I have told you

It won’t move on the beach. Now

Get of the jet ski.

— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

 

Not sure why he has

a life jacket on. It’s well

known that turds will float.

— Magnum Douche P. I.

She don’t get seasick

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Bleeth is so low rent

He’s Jet Ski-ing her instead

Of Motor boating

— DoucheyWallnuts

E.P.A. finds new

oil spill at sea. B.P. ? No,

from Benzino’s hair.

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Katie decides to

ride something going nowhere

Then hops on jet ski

— Jacques Doucheteau

Crews out chumming the

water anticipating

best Shark Week ever.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:36 am August, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Fuckin’ Benzino is living the life.

.

I wonder what horrible death awaits him?

7:38 am August, 16 Tits McGee said...

The beachcomber looks out

Keeping the sand free from trash.

You missed a spot, bro…

7:39 am August, 16 Douchble Helix said...

oops^^^

.

Fuckin’ Benzino

Is living the life. Wonder

what cause of death waits?

7:42 am August, 16 Tits McGee said...

*foul… blast!

Beachcomber looks out

Keeping the sand free from trash.

You missed a spot, bro…

7:57 am August, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Instagram filter

Can’t remove the uber taint

from the pristine sand

8:00 am August, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Ur doing it wrong

Skee-doo’s are a lot faster

in the water. Son.

8:06 am August, 16 DarkSock said...

When Benzino rides

It’s no longer a Ski-Do;

It’s now a Ski-Douche.

8:08 am August, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

As I have told you

It won’t move on the beach. Now

Get of the jet ski.

8:10 am August, 16 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Not sure why he has

a life jacket on. It’s well

known that turds will float.

8:10 am August, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Okay, times up douche

I have paying customers

Leave the life jacket

8:12 am August, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Looks like Aquaman

was not the gayest thing to

emerge from the sea.

8:14 am August, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Her monkeyhole has

not been seaworthy since the

gyroscope placement.

8:15 am August, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

That’s all Benzino?

I thought we would take a ride

No pussy for you

8:15 am August, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

The crab fishing boats

are looking in the wrong place.

They’re up on the beach!

8:16 am August, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

Benzino turns left

when Tom Petty gooses him.

Ends up on the beach.

8:18 am August, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Only thing missing

is audio of him make-

ing “Vroom! Vroom!” noises.

8:21 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Let’s hope they ride through

The Bermuda Triangle

Societal Win

8:34 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Benzino likes it

from behind. Even from a

Bleeth on a Jet Ski

8:37 am August, 16 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

One day his grandma’s

inheritance will run out.

Goose, bleeths will run dry

8:39 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t get seasick

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

8:41 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the weeds in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. Impeller hose.

8:43 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeth is so low rent

He’s Jet Ski-ing her instead

Of Motor boating

8:43 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t do ‘Zino

Her scarred labia just need

Waverunner action.

8:51 am August, 16 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

E.P.A. finds new

oil spill at sea. B.P. ? No,

from Benzino’s hair.

8:59 am August, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Rammed it on the beach

Sand in the intake vent again

The jet ski was fine

9:34 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Benzo strides Jetski

Poses with Bleeth-of-the=Week

Owner yells” Get off!”

10:38 am August, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I see something on

this beach that’s washed up and it

is not the jet ski

10:41 am August, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

They see me rollin’

They hatin’. And by rollin’

I mean sucking balls

10:44 am August, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Katie decides to

ride something going nowhere

Then hops on jet ski

10:46 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Crews out chumming the

water anticipating

best Shark Week ever.

10:53 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“This is better than

the time I rode one in the

showroom” thinks Benzo.

10:55 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No matter how hard

they try the crew will never

find any brains here.

10:56 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Hey, my moped sounds

funny” thinks Benzino. Bleeth

has nothing to add.

10:58 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Crew searches for drag

chain to rid beach of litter

that washed up on shore.

10:59 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why am I obsessed

with the crew in pic? Because

I hate Benzino.

11:05 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where is Dark Sock in

a speedboat when we require

epic disaster?

11:11 am August, 16 The Dude said...

Paris Hilton can

Rid the ocean of douchebags

But then it’s beached fails.

6:44 pm August, 16 Morbo said...

In background, the Hoff

wanders to water’s edge, sees

Benz and keeps walking.

9:00 am August, 18 Capt Canuck said...

What’s with Benz’s adoption of a normal hairstyle? He almost seems, um, normal.

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