Friday, August 23, 2013

Friday Haiku

Douche vs Douche

It’s Douche vs. Douche;

As they bomb each other’s shorts

I buy Jan a drink.

Faux Denim swim togs

And presence of douchebag spies

Have killed my renoB

— DoucheyWallnuts

What, me worry? These

Two are more interested

In each others goods

— Capt. James T. Douche

Her Heckle don’t Jeckle

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

Can’t Show our Faces

Angry Bleethes Looking For Us

Paternity Tests

— Bag Em Tag Em

“I don’t like these masks”

“Yeah, me neither. Makes it hard

to blow each other.”

— Jacques Doucheteau

These blokes need a cloak

While I stick my meat dagger

In her booby trap.

— Crucial Head

Just came from grade school;

undersides of those cones read:

“D-U-N-C-E”

— Wheezer

Friday Pearku™ is

The best idea I’ve heard

Since toilet paper.**

— The Dude

**^@ The Dude…Noted.

-D.S.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:02 am August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Faux Denim swim togs

And presence of douchebag spies

Have killed my renoB

7:38 am August, 23 saulgoode42 said...

Jan loves NSA:

Nut-Shavers Anonymous

Less pubes in the teeth

7:51 am August, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The legacy of

William F. Gaines forever

Tarnished by douchebags

7:53 am August, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

What, me worry? These

Two are more interested

In each others goods

8:00 am August, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her GSR makes

My Renob throw up, theirs makes

Me puke all over.

8:00 am August, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her Heckle don’t Jeckle

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

8:02 am August, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It put the crow in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. MAD TV hose.

8:06 am August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jan is smiling

Because their noses smell like

Her nether regions

8:28 am August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Spy Bros Noses

Can’t hide from their poses that

They’d bang each other

8:40 am August, 23 Tits McGee said...

Spilled plastic cups and

Anal lube in the background.

Who’s screwing who here?

8:43 am August, 23 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Protection A Must

From Fumes and Disease at the

8:44 am August, 23 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Protection A Must

From Fumes And Disease at the

-add Vegas Club here-

8:50 am August, 23 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Scientists are stunned

at the effects of breathing

Ultra Lounge Vapors

8:52 am August, 23 Bag Em Tag Em said...

As if you two Tools

Could Not Possibly Stick Out

Worse than you do now

8:55 am August, 23 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Cant Show our Faces

Angry Bleeths Looking For Us

Paternity Tests

8:57 am August, 23 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Hanz and Franz ask Shay

“Does this smell like Chloroform”

Night Just Beginning…

9:17 am August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There’s no room in her

Monkey Hole for Gyroscope.

Bros noses are there

9:27 am August, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Neither spy will win

because of the booby traps

Jan distracts them with.

10:36 am August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Modern masks to kill

stench of bubonic plague are

still ineffective

10:37 am August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“I don’t like these masks”

“Yeah, me neither. Makes it hard

to blow each other.”

10:40 am August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

New Spy versus Spy

adventure now involves cup-

-ping each others’ balls

10:56 am August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sheer tight shorts show off

little peens that can’t do much

That’s what fisting’s for

11:02 am August, 23 Crucial Head said...

These blokes need a cloak

While I stick my meat dagger

In her booby trap.

12:37 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

Just came from grade school;

undersides of those cones read:

“D-U-N-C-E”

12:40 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

Madonna envy?

She celebrates their presence;

Papa didn’t preach

12:42 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

She is cockkblockking

(Thanks, ‘Sock!) – they like each other’s

junk in their jortrunk.

12:45 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

She is enjoying

Mr. White’s brew; it’s much safer

than what’s in the pool.

12:51 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

Damn it…..learn to count, you fuccen moron…..

.

She is enjoying

Mr. White’s brew; much safer

than what’s in the pool.

12:52 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

So, Spy vs. Spy?

They’ve hidden their dignity

well…..or that’s the ruse.

12:54 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

‘Sock’s fappin’ to pear,

updates front page tomorrow…..

maybe with more pics?

1:07 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

For the next ‘Sock Week:

“Friday Pearku” – 300

posts easy, ya think?

1:10 pm August, 23 DarkSock said...

BLEW MY FRAIKU WINNER TIME GETTING PEAR UP ON FRIDAY LINKS…I’MA POST THE FRAIKU FRONT PAGERS SATURDAY.

.

SON.

7:00 pm August, 23 The Dude said...

These swishers did take

The straight away from this sweet

Poor girl needs The Dude.

7:03 pm August, 23 The Dude said...

Friday Pearku™ is

The best idea I’ve heard

Since toilet paper.

11:16 pm August, 23 The Dude said...

Wallnuts did nineteen

Doucheteau did at least, uhm two?

Wheezer made Pearku!

.

Leave a Reply

What is 6 + 7 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)