Friday, August 23, 2013

Friday 'Sock and Links

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Mulletosis sucks it up for our Friday Thoughts and Links.

The hotlines were open all week and here’s what I gots:

How to start shit while riding around Biloxi, MS.

Exactly what’s going on up there in Pennsylvania?

Way ahead of you, Skippy…

55. That is the answer Madonna gives us to the perrenial question “How old is too old to get a “grill”?

A public safety reminder: Always notify law enforcement officers if you are carrying a concealed weapon.

Another public safety reminder: Do not shove silverware up your urethra.

But you didn’t come here to be safe.  I know why you ignored all the above links and just jumped to the bottom here…One more public safety reminder:  Excessive fapping can lead to neck strain.

50 Day Squirt Challenge Pear

Beloved Triangle Pear

Big Feet Pear

Daisy Duke Pear

Do You Know How Fast You Were Going Pear

Fiery Pear

Graffiti Pear

I’ll See You In Court Pear

No Time For Questions Just Get In Pear

NYC Rustic Pear

Peeling Pear

Pensive Pear

Floor Routine Pear

Sandy Pear Trilogy

Shelf Dusting Pear

Too Big For Her Britches Pear

You Bet Your Grass Pear

Son.

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:29 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

PEAR OVERLOA—–UNDERLOAD!

12:34 pm August, 23 Wheezer said...

This is about the amount of pear we’ve come to expect in a ‘Sock post, I think. Panel? Heh heh…..

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I think “No Time For Questions Just Get In Pear” has been here before, but she’s welcome to return any time she fuccen likes.

12:56 pm August, 23 Crucial Head said...

aPEARently, I need a new PEAR of pants after staring at that PEARfect list of PEARadaisical PEARS.

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Time to do some PEARformance enhancing drugs.

12:56 pm August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow how about……..dadwa[;sgaknea][casd0u234=z34=9-da08hasdasdpaisdkadfbh pawtuiqvwmtuimpcfjkcm[-5m’pacfm]-9f3]-m]kc39m96u890ywrt8yw]]iw

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Oh shit, sorry, I kinda blacked out after seeing Floor Routine Pear….

1:23 pm August, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Ass men, this is your Holy Grail. A winking starfish, brown-eyed sphinctarian hose coupling of never ending slapdash pinch pinch……

1:57 pm August, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have a forking penis. Prepare to die.

2:04 pm August, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

PEAR OVERLOA—–UNDERLOA—–SHOOTMYLOAD!!!

2:09 pm August, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can only assume that Mulattosis’ chick is blind and lost all sense of touch. And smell..

2:21 pm August, 23 jonezy said...

Darksock, you are the heir apPEARent to hosting this site in DB1’s stead.

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My only disappointment is that I’ve yet to see any pics of your recent boating ventures. I thought you said your neck was healed already

2:31 pm August, 23 bigphatnotadouche said...

PEARabulous.

damn I need more kleenex.

3:25 pm August, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Oh my god, it’s full of pear!

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— 2013: A Space Sock

4:46 pm August, 23 Crucial Head said...

I am PEARilously close to PEARforming a masturPEARtorial Neil PEARt style drumming on my PEAR o dangles.

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Whoops.

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Too late.

4:55 pm August, 23 hermit said...

I think I died and went to PEAR-adice.

5:10 pm August, 23 DarkSock said...

I peed in a pear.
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salted pear.  Son
Salty Pears.

5:12 pm August, 23 DarkSock said...

I hope this made you all feel like youse died and went to PEARis.
pearis

5:22 pm August, 23 Crucial Head said...

This was a truly PEARwerful post.

5:24 pm August, 23 Crucial Head said...

Don’t hate the PEARs, they are PEARple too.

5:26 pm August, 23 Crucial Head said...

You might dismiss me as a meer PEARpetrator of PEARfection. But we need PEAR in PEARpetuity.

5:32 pm August, 23 hermit said...

There’s a pear-shaped hole in my heart that can only be filled with…ass.

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Xanax and cheap whiskey fill in around the edges.

5:36 pm August, 23 The Dude said...

Reminds me, I have too much PEARlite in my planter boxes.

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Thank you Sir ‘Sock, for not mentioning baby poo! Wait, I just did. Does that count?

5:41 pm August, 23 DarkSock said...

pear shaped ass

5:52 pm August, 23 hermit said...

I find these links PEARmiscous yet PEARtinent.

5:53 pm August, 23 hermit said...

I wonder if vinegar and roller blades have ever been used in the same sentence.

7:11 pm August, 23 The Dude said...

Pillsmullet dough boy

Can – Who’s Melissa Franco?

Pear Pair per Purr Pare.

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^can’t stop Pearku

7:44 pm August, 23 Douchble Helix said...

Yep. Floor Routine Pear. And me.

11:42 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It’s like Dark Sock is some sort of PEARpetual motion machine.

11:43 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Even with the absence of DB1, we can rest ASSured that the site won’t fall into disrePEAR.

11:46 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His PEARents raised him right, aPEARently. And his aPEARal is beyond comPEAR.

11:47 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Let no one put his life in PEARil.

11:48 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That last one deserves a rim shot.

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On a PEARl drum kit.

11:49 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Well, gotta go. Gonna eat me some sPEARribs.

11:51 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I have to prePEAR for it first.

11:51 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

( )( ) <—–PEARentheses.

1:48 am August, 24 The Dude said...

PEARquois? Thanks J.D. 🙂

7:59 pm August, 25 Crucial Head said...

I love all PEARmutations of this site.

12:46 pm August, 26 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

It is not the 30 day squirt, but squat challenge. And I know where you got many of those pears- How about a little thanks for the unending source of pear!!!

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