Friday, August 16, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Link

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Babies poo a lot.

Languorous Bed Pear.

# posted by douchebag1
12:52 pm August, 16 Douche Wayne said...

It’s the thought that counts.

1:10 pm August, 16 hermit said...

By the look on the poor child’s face, this is a picture of the Fernandez twins, who kidnapped a twelve year old and stupidly posted a pic on twitter to show off their trophy abductee.

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Three years from now she’ll be found cowering under a boat shed by that “Dead Giveaway” dude.

1:12 pm August, 16 DarkSock said...

DB1 must learn more about the vagaries of child rearing. Step one is to gain an abiding understanding of the infant’s digestive system, which I present to you all below.
afsd

1:53 pm August, 16 Douchble Helix said...

This sad sack isn’t even mailing it in any more.

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He’s pooing it in.

1:58 pm August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah, fine. Baby, poo and twin aggressive Pinoy Nancy boys. Sounds like a fun day over at Db1’s

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Not as fun as Early DLR solo career tunes

2:39 pm August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hope you aren’t scouring markets for raw milk suppliers and growing organic roosters and shit. I tell ya, you really shouldn’t be getting pro photos coming in and doing posed shots and then they go on the facebook to see the comments about your pink bundle of smoosh, and while your reading the gushy comments in your bilateral cabal of parenthood compliments the photog grabs her through the backdoor and becomes an unsub. I know, cause I dig Paget Brewster.

2:47 pm August, 16 killdoucher said...

these two skid marks are swishing each others semen! SWISHING..BY COD FISHIN’ ISAAC!!!!

2:52 pm August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Sox v Yankees this weekend. Boston sports radio callers want a baseball planted in A-Rod’s left ear.

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I’d be okay with A-Rod having an o fer 16 and food poisoning from a bad clam. Bad clam, I says

3:14 pm August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sanjay Gupta is ayight in my books yo!

3:20 pm August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chris Christie too! The tipping point for legalizing G_d’s Herbal Cookie Jar has been reached my brothers. Weed cookies for all the sick little children and bongs for their daddies. Sons. I’ma gonna get my stone on now to ease the pancreatitis and shit.

8:55 pm August, 16 Tits McGee said...

well spoke, rev.

12:34 am August, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Covered pear? Unacceptable.

12:47 am August, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Why, Lord? Whyyyy?!

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Alcohol is the single most common etiology of chronic pancreatitis.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancreatitis

7:59 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This girl in the above photo has a Mons that gives me the renoBs.

1:56 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

ack, politicians practice talking their entire lives.

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You don’t learn Mons. You discover it. Them.

12:13 am August, 19 Douchesdownunder said...

Suck it in, short-ass-asian-gangster-dude-on-the-left, suck IT IN!

I am asian so I can make fun of the turd.

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