Thursday, August 29, 2013
If you squeeze a juicy purple grape it might let out a little whine…
Oh. I know what you’re saying. “Butt…but DarkSock™…where’s the DoucheBag in this photo, LULZ?!?“, you whinny.
Just look at that joker in the background, hobblin’ around sporting his Ed Hardy knee bandage.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
So…take a GOOD LONG HARD look at this picture and then render forth a suitably snarky caption in the comment sections. I can’t be doing all the work around here. And by “all” I mean “any”.
Grape Apes.
Thighs & butts & candy & nuts….dang
Hey- fuck you douchebag in the background. Keep up the good work Mr. Sock.
Outsourcing of “twerking” to India was a short-lived venture
Butt fondling. Yer doing it wrong.
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Says me, I say.
Voluminous Pear?
Purple People Eater Pear?
Fat bottomed girls, you make this rockin world go round…
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&desktop_uri=/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
jynx maze
As someone in Sons Of Sam Horn said recently, “I’d like to hug the parents of the 6 year old Chinese kid that sewed those pants”
What a douchebag. Look at him trying to catch up to that FedEx truck, hobbling pathetically on a busted knee just to try and give the driver a care package to send his daughter in college. It doesnt work that way dummy, they have to process that shit at the Post Office or a FedEx retail location! Great Where’s Waldouche, ‘Sock.
Or it could have been Barstool Sports….
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New chick alert, Felicia Ganci
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bubbalicious!
Oh, Jynx Maze… you are the reason I get up, so to speak…
Grapes of Wrath Pear
Purple Nurple Pear
Hot Chicks with Hotter Chicks is finally here. Thank you internets. Truly groundbreaking. Which one do I mock? The hott chick, right? That way I can get with the hotter chick? Man alive its about to get real spicy up in here.
Bone is for the dog. Meat is for the man.
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And pears are for everyone.
Girls like this are making it very difficult for … err … friends of mine … to identify street hookers who give $5 handjobs.
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Jus’ sayin’