Thursday, August 29, 2013

If you squeeze a juicy purple grape it might let out a little whine…

grape ape

Oh. I know what you’re saying. “Butt…but DarkSock™…where’s the DoucheBag in this photo, LULZ?!?“, you whinny.

Just look at that joker in the background, hobblin’ around sporting his Ed Hardy knee bandage.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

So…take a GOOD LONG HARD look at this picture and then render forth a suitably snarky caption in the comment sections.  I can’t be doing all the work around here.   And by “all” I mean “any”.

Grape Apes.

# posted by Bagnonymous
4:53 am August, 29 Italodouche said...

Thighs & butts & candy & nuts….dang

5:57 am August, 29 Dickie Fingers said...

Hey- fuck you douchebag in the background. Keep up the good work Mr. Sock.

7:12 am August, 29 Ebloslastthought said...

Outsourcing of “twerking” to India was a short-lived venture

7:14 am August, 29 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Butt fondling. Yer doing it wrong.

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Says me, I say.

7:28 am August, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Voluminous Pear?

7:28 am August, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Purple People Eater Pear?

7:50 am August, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fat bottomed girls, you make this rockin world go round…

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&desktop_uri=/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

8:02 am August, 29 sherlocken said...

jynx maze

9:09 am August, 29 Vin Douchal said...

As someone in Sons Of Sam Horn said recently, “I’d like to hug the parents of the 6 year old Chinese kid that sewed those pants”

9:20 am August, 29 Plinky's Daughter said...

What a douchebag. Look at him trying to catch up to that FedEx truck, hobbling pathetically on a busted knee just to try and give the driver a care package to send his daughter in college. It doesnt work that way dummy, they have to process that shit at the Post Office or a FedEx retail location! Great Where’s Waldouche, ‘Sock.

9:26 am August, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Or it could have been Barstool Sports….

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New chick alert, Felicia Ganci

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11:13 am August, 29 killdoucher said...

bubbalicious!

11:18 am August, 29 Tits McGee said...

Oh, Jynx Maze… you are the reason I get up, so to speak…

11:40 am August, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Grapes of Wrath Pear

12:25 pm August, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Purple Nurple Pear

12:41 pm August, 29 Plinky's Daughter said...

Hot Chicks with Hotter Chicks is finally here. Thank you internets. Truly groundbreaking. Which one do I mock? The hott chick, right? That way I can get with the hotter chick? Man alive its about to get real spicy up in here.

12:47 pm August, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Bone is for the dog. Meat is for the man.

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And pears are for everyone.

5:39 pm August, 29 Guid is Good said...

Girls like this are making it very difficult for … err … friends of mine … to identify street hookers who give $5 handjobs.

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Jus’ sayin’

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