Thursday, August 1, 2013

Kenny The Redneck Herpster Says "Yo!" to Tiny Giggle Ashley

944260_501095869977129_200441048_n

Tiny Giggle Ashley’s dad does not approve.

Nor does Tiny Giggle Ashley’s granddad.

Nor does Average Guy Juan, who just wants a tasty Mr. Pibb.

# posted by douchebag1
12:46 pm August, 1 Vin Douchal said...

AG Juan’s gonna come looking for you if his P.O. sees this photo

12:46 pm August, 1 ehcuodouche said...

Am I the only one who calls Mr. Pibb, “Mr. Pimp”?

12:49 pm August, 1 ehcuodouche said...

Kid Rock cuts his hair with a Flowbee. This guy cuts his hair with a Swirly.

1:08 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“My girlfriend here is the only one come out normal in our family so just you shut up!”

1:09 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The guy on the left look like the bastard love child of Tito Ortiz and Kevin Spacey. Just sayin’.

1:15 pm August, 1 Douche Wayne said...

He gets a Notta, but ONLY if he’s dressed as Nick Cage in Raising Arizona.

1:16 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hold on, I take that last one back. Ol’ Slingblade (with hair) on the left looks like he’s tryin’ to figger out if that there masheen that guy is a pointin’ at him is tryin’ to steal his soul.

1:19 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Poor AG Juan. He was promised a great time at the hottest club in town before he realized Kenny was talking about the sausage-fest he was havin’ at his family’s trailer that night.

1:23 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Doesn’t she look like the girl on those

nekkid lady mud flaps? Yeah, that’s my sister!”

1:24 pm August, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

^DW–

Is it more Nic Cage or Joe Dirt?

.

Joe Simpson in upper right does not approve.

1:40 pm August, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She’s probably going to go home with the Jean Claude Van Dammit clone…

1:43 pm August, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

Seinfeld?

1:51 pm August, 1 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Does that say “Waffle House” in the corner? I count six guys to one Tiny Giggle Ashley. At least we know where the sausage is coming from.

5:24 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tiny Giggle Ashley for spinner HOH. I’m gonna get some stoned now. Hombres.

6:04 pm August, 1 killdoucher said...

fingerpuppet ashley!

6:19 pm August, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I second the Rev’s call for Hall of Spinners. Any hot that tiny that doesn’t look like a hobbit deserves special recognition. And by recognition, I mean totally organic 98.6 degree facial treatment.

6:23 pm August, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pudgy Purpler Kiefer in the back feels the melancholia.

6:47 pm August, 1 Douchesdownunder said...

Mr Largeman pausing pensively before his reply top right.

6:50 pm August, 1 hermit said...

During Nixon’s historic visit to China in 1972 the red Chinese attempted to poison him by presenting him with a gift of herbal tea spiked with toxic, Asian horse weed and generic cat food. Nixon survived, but became violently ill and developed chronic viral lip sores which plagued him and Pat for the rest of their lives. The sores were oddly similar to the one on Redneck Kenny’s upper lip.

.

Redneck Kenny got his from tonguing the stripper pole at the Palomino Ballroom and drinking from the “Colored Only” urinals in a Santa Barbara strip mall.

7:38 pm August, 1 The Dude said...

I’d pay an historic visit t Tiny Giggle Ashley’s netherlands. No need to bitch slap the puds, they are in way over their heads.

7:09 am August, 2 The Dude said...

Kenny the Redneck

Wants to leave Giggle Ashley

for Friday Haiku

Leave a Reply

What is 5 + 5 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)