Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Mulletosis discusses string theory with Paris…

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…whilst simultaneously a random cheetah lounging on the savanna ponders making himself a douche-skin pair of chaps.

And thusly harmonic balance is sustained.

***UPDATE***

Just a friendly reminder that there will be no posting of gratuitous pear, no matter how much you beg for gratuitous pear.  Of which here’s an example of what I shan’t be posting.  Because we must maintain standards of scholarly discourse.

# posted by Bagnonymous
1:41 pm August, 21 Tits McGee said...

This guy is clearly too busy thinking about which color polish he should use on his gnarled off fingernails to look into the camera.

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I’ll bet he is the talk of the jerk circle when they are fingah poppin’ eachuthaz assho’es!

2:07 pm August, 21 Vin Douchal said...

She makes my cocck swole

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He makes me ashamed to have a cocckkkk

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Slim Whitman

2:34 pm August, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bag should have saved some of his tatt and hair product cash for a girdle.

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bloated

2:42 pm August, 21 DarkSock said...

His arm looks like he just plunged it inside a birthing ox, only to pull forth a burst necrotic fetal sac filled with pus, teeth and slick matted hair in a stew of rotting amniotic fluid.

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vomitors.

3:11 pm August, 21 Wheezer said...

Let’s call him “Scrotella DeBilletating.”

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Maybe 101 Dalmatians will simultaneously take a runny shit on him.

3:14 pm August, 21 Wheezer said...

Let’s play “Read His Chest Tatt”:

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“Valtrex Is The Cure”

3:26 pm August, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“Edumacation is Stoopid”

4:17 pm August, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

You sir are a pudgy, feathered mullet god amongst Motley Crue cover bands.

5:26 pm August, 21 Guid is Good said...

On the plains of Las Vegas zebra beats cheetah.

5:59 pm August, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If I was in the market for a trashy dame, she’d be aces in my book. And by aces in my book, I mean she gives me the renoBs.

6:20 pm August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That pic is awful.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ‘HOT CHICKS WITH REVERNENCD CHAD . I’D PISH HAT T FU CKKER AWAY AND DP THAT BONDED LIKE NATIONAL ELVET IF YOU NO WHAT I SATYYYYYINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!! YOOOOO

6:49 pm August, 21 DixieRecht said...

Hot chicks with douchebags? Nothing depicts it better that this photo. !

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I wonder what crappy band this guy is in and which off brand hotel in Wheeling WV he’s playing in this weekend.

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Yeah, this d-bag is every parents disappointment.

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Anyone want to bet he’s on government “benefits”?

7:50 pm August, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Update:

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Without at least a modicum of decorum, what are we, ‘bags?

9:17 pm August, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm………….. late night Gratuitous Pear

2:01 am August, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Skin tight leopard skin chick pants with a pendulous saggy ass catfish belly…nice touch, Mr. Athlete

7:01 am August, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If by string theory, you mean string bikini’s, I’m there.

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Especially if pear is to be served at the buffet.

12:26 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

Wow, Paris sure can pull the ghastly mulletstasized mutant fat fucks, eh?

12:28 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

The PIllsbury dough boy called, wants his gut photoshopped out of this mess.

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