Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Mulletosis discusses string theory with Paris…
…whilst simultaneously a random cheetah lounging on the savanna ponders making himself a douche-skin pair of chaps.
And thusly harmonic balance is sustained.
***UPDATE***
Just a friendly reminder that there will be no posting of gratuitous pear, no matter how much you beg for gratuitous pear. Of which here’s an example of what I shan’t be posting. Because we must maintain standards of scholarly discourse.
This guy is clearly too busy thinking about which color polish he should use on his gnarled off fingernails to look into the camera.
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I’ll bet he is the talk of the jerk circle when they are fingah poppin’ eachuthaz assho’es!
She makes my cocck swole
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He makes me ashamed to have a cocckkkk
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Slim Whitman
Bag should have saved some of his tatt and hair product cash for a girdle.
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bloated
His arm looks like he just plunged it inside a birthing ox, only to pull forth a burst necrotic fetal sac filled with pus, teeth and slick matted hair in a stew of rotting amniotic fluid.
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vomitors.
Let’s call him “Scrotella DeBilletating.”
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Maybe 101 Dalmatians will simultaneously take a runny shit on him.
Let’s play “Read His Chest Tatt”:
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“Valtrex Is The Cure”
“Edumacation is Stoopid”
You sir are a pudgy, feathered mullet god amongst Motley Crue cover bands.
On the plains of Las Vegas zebra beats cheetah.
If I was in the market for a trashy dame, she’d be aces in my book. And by aces in my book, I mean she gives me the renoBs.
That pic is awful.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ‘HOT CHICKS WITH REVERNENCD CHAD . I’D PISH HAT T FU CKKER AWAY AND DP THAT BONDED LIKE NATIONAL ELVET IF YOU NO WHAT I SATYYYYYINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!! YOOOOO
Hot chicks with douchebags? Nothing depicts it better that this photo. !
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I wonder what crappy band this guy is in and which off brand hotel in Wheeling WV he’s playing in this weekend.
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Yeah, this d-bag is every parents disappointment.
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Anyone want to bet he’s on government “benefits”?
Update:
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Without at least a modicum of decorum, what are we, ‘bags?
Mmmmm………….. late night Gratuitous Pear
Skin tight leopard skin chick pants with a pendulous saggy ass catfish belly…nice touch, Mr. Athlete
If by string theory, you mean string bikini’s, I’m there.
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Especially if pear is to be served at the buffet.
Wow, Paris sure can pull the ghastly mulletstasized mutant fat fucks, eh?
The PIllsbury dough boy called, wants his gut photoshopped out of this mess.