Sunday, August 11, 2013

They the Douche Canoes

For those who missed it, your humb narrs had a ball of spittle and so the site ain’t gonna be updating as regularly as in the old days.  But there will be posts.  Oh yes.  There will be posts.

In the meantime, enjoy the Douche Canoes. They like to get meta even before they get actual.

# posted by douchebag1
7:44 am August, 11 Douchble Helix said...

I’ll bet the Douche Canoes aren’t wiping up baby poo, yos!

9:44 am August, 11 DarkSock said...

I see your post and raise you a pumpkin…
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A hot tight fleshy ass pumpkin.
as
UnderHole Tap Squadron

9:49 am August, 11 DarkSock said...

And I just want to remind everyone that Ke$ha, once you take away the airbrush, glitter, and hand-me-down GaGa costumes, has the body of an 84 year old Korean War Veteran.
arrghh my eyets
Renob Wilters

10:06 am August, 11 Douchble Helix said...

These guys? They’re Vietnamese.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/08/vietnam-men-lived-in-jungle-40-years-war_n_3726674.html

10:17 am August, 11 creature said...

crap….that is all

10:23 am August, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Your “post” just fulfilled half of my youthful fantasies I had as a preteen back in the late eighties.

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Now if there only pictures of Catherine Bach in a similar state of undress, all my childhood dreams will have come true.

10:24 am August, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Thank you internet!

12:43 pm August, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I watched Sharknado last night stoned. My life will never be the same.

3:43 pm August, 11 Wheezer said...

Hey Jacques? Color.

4:38 pm August, 11 Douchble Helix said...

That is *not* a face made for HD.

6:19 pm August, 11 hermit said...

My first wife gave birth on the kitchen table of our modest one bedroom hovel. I mopped up, flung the afterbirth out the back door for the dogs and still managed to clock in to work on time.

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DB1 needs to get over the postpartum depression and get back to work.

These douchebags won’t mock themselves.

8:44 pm August, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Douchebag Ouroboros

9:13 pm August, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After staring at it for 12 hours and using some cool tools, I figure Dark Sock’s ass chick needs a penis that could please a Tilly for even anal penetration. I’m out.

11:35 pm August, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

RIP Edie Gorme

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81357051/

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DW did her. In the butt.

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