Thursday, August 1, 2013
Yankee His Wankee Glares Angrily, Ignores Bubbles
Ironically, one of Yankee His Wankee’s tattoos is the Chinese symbol for “Stupid Vegas Asscrust Who Fails To Notice The Quality of Hotts Standing Nearby Because He’s Busy Looking Hard for a Professional Photographer.” It was first coined in the Ming dynasty.
Incidentally, what’s a bath without Bubbles?
When all is said and done, I think broads prefer a dude who is nostalgic for the 50’s. 80’s drooled bro.
“Say ‘hello’ to my nieces!’
shitdipped cumbubble.
I’d ruin her bathing suit.
I can’t understand why she is smiling or why he looks angry.
At least the top of his ears won’t get sunburned.
What’s with Grandma’s Original Panama Hat man molesting the fat chick on right?
he looks mad cus no one will hire his ass , she is just stupid,doable but stupid.
LL Cool J’s white brother is angry that he gets no credit for being LL Cool J’s white brother.
Bubbles just helped me straighten out my Longfellow.
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Marine biologists
Reading Turd Inkonnegut’s lips compels me to say, “Fuck you.”
Y’think the tattoo artist barfed when he had to go below the belt line?
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She looks like Kate Hudson’s head on Pam Anderson’s body. Still, it’s ruined through osmosis from this turd’s particular aura. Particular aura, I says
I think the Chinese characters are meant to be “mother” and “father” but the “father” character is not the usual one. It’s more like “old man” as in elderly man rather than “my old man.”
Never get a Chinese character tattoo unless you check with a Chinese dictionary and a Chinese speaker first.
Unless you’re a douche.
Yankee the Wankee
Glares angrily at DarkSock
“Where’s the damn Haiku?”