Thursday, August 1, 2013

Yankee His Wankee Glares Angrily, Ignores Bubbles

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Ironically, one of Yankee His Wankee’s tattoos is the Chinese symbol for “Stupid Vegas Asscrust Who Fails To Notice The Quality of Hotts Standing Nearby Because He’s Busy Looking Hard for a Professional Photographer.” It was first coined in the Ming dynasty.

Incidentally, what’s a bath without Bubbles?

# posted by douchebag1
10:40 am August, 1 Just One O' You Regs said...

When all is said and done, I think broads prefer a dude who is nostalgic for the 50’s. 80’s drooled bro.

10:49 am August, 1 Douchble Helix said...

“Say ‘hello’ to my nieces!’

11:05 am August, 1 killdoucher said...

shitdipped cumbubble.

11:38 am August, 1 The Dude said...

I’d ruin her bathing suit.

11:39 am August, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

I can’t understand why she is smiling or why he looks angry.

11:39 am August, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

At least the top of his ears won’t get sunburned.

11:55 am August, 1 FredN. said...

What’s with Grandma’s Original Panama Hat man molesting the fat chick on right?

12:08 pm August, 1 dawn said...

he looks mad cus no one will hire his ass , she is just stupid,doable but stupid.

12:13 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

LL Cool J’s white brother is angry that he gets no credit for being LL Cool J’s white brother.

12:18 pm August, 1 Wheezer said...

Bubbles just helped me straighten out my Longfellow.

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Marine biologists

12:33 pm August, 1 Wheezer said...

Reading Turd Inkonnegut’s lips compels me to say, “Fuck you.”

12:36 pm August, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Y’think the tattoo artist barfed when he had to go below the belt line?

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She looks like Kate Hudson’s head on Pam Anderson’s body. Still, it’s ruined through osmosis from this turd’s particular aura. Particular aura, I says

6:25 pm August, 1 gmoke said...

I think the Chinese characters are meant to be “mother” and “father” but the “father” character is not the usual one. It’s more like “old man” as in elderly man rather than “my old man.”

Never get a Chinese character tattoo unless you check with a Chinese dictionary and a Chinese speaker first.

Unless you’re a douche.

7:08 am August, 2 The Dude said...

Yankee the Wankee

Glares angrily at DarkSock

“Where’s the damn Haiku?”

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