Wednesday, September 25, 2013

8Bit Tux Guy

8BitTuxGuy

Remember the Nintendo classic Superdouchio?

It’s like irony meets herpsterism meets 80s nostalgia and still manages to cuddle up a pic with Chiquita Maria at the Gold Nugget at 2am on a Tuesday.

# posted by douchebag1
8:04 am September, 25 FredN. said...

Straight up Notta. No facial fung, no douchehair, no douchecoloring, no bling (I assume that’s just an extra-wide Live Strong bracelet, though if it’s bling, it’s the only signifier.) No hipster tats, no hipster glasses, just a goofy “I’m an engineer and seriously think this t-shirt is appropriate for wearing outdoors” grin.

8:16 am September, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

She has the most unattractive breasts. That’s all I got.

8:17 am September, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A typical keyboard jockey who spends more than his fair share of time on pick up artist forums vernturing out in the field tonight. The dilemma now is whether to use negging or display higher value as Chiquita Maria looks for the eject button.

9:59 am September, 25 creature said...

one lucky jewboy

1:26 pm September, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Carlos Dangler asks Maria if she’ll be his campaign manager right before he sends her a sext of his junk.

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Dangler is not a mis-spelling

7:15 pm September, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Agreed. Notta. Just look how happy he is!

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And look how happy she’s not. Poor guy looks like he has a terminal case of acute friendzoneitis.

5:19 am September, 26 Dr Magnifico said...

Definite notta! Compare him to half pipe from earlier this week. Sheesh!

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