Wednesday, September 11, 2013

And then, in Germany, this happened.

DuetcheBag

Worst. Post-Holocaust. Germanic Atrocity. Ever.

Well. Other than this guy.

Poodles.

# posted by douchebag1
1:33 pm September, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Scheiße !!! Scheiße, I says

1:35 pm September, 11 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Her shirt says it all… “DO SHE”!!!

1:37 pm September, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Wow, Rod Stewart really let himself go.

1:41 pm September, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I bet if you got within 10 feet of these two you could literally smell their venereal diseases.

2:01 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I just threw up on the world a little.

2:22 pm September, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Time to burn the furniture, mate

2:55 pm September, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Wow, Christina Aguilera really let herself go. http://ow.ly/oMZmh

3:17 pm September, 11 UFO Destroyers said...

A little off topic, but when did this movie get made and nobody go to see it? Isn’t it about the late CoP enshrinee Mecha Hiney?

3:19 pm September, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She didn’t learn how to spell douchey in her ESL class so lay off will ya.

3:32 pm September, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m going to take a wild guess that this broad has been simultaneously penetrated in multiple orifices. Multiple orifices I says.

3:35 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

It puts the bleach on

Its roots or it gets the hose,

The peroxide hose.

3:44 pm September, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

EgaDDDs.

3:48 pm September, 11 Scooby Douche said...

I read on the Interweb that one of those exploded last week.

It measured 5.2 on the Richter scale.

3:49 pm September, 11 Olddog1 said...

No problem finding the bunny on that one.

4:06 pm September, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

You could not motorboat those whoppers. You’d have to corvette them!

4:07 pm September, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

You could not motorboat those whoppers. You’d have to frigate them!

4:08 pm September, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

You could not motorboat those whoppers. You’d have to destroyer them!

4:09 pm September, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

You could not motorboat those whoppers. You’d have to cruiser them!

4:47 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He got a palsy

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

4:48 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You could not change his face if he saw Sarah Palin’s retard son.

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Son.

4:49 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sarah Palin’s retard son already beats that guy at checkers.

4:49 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Checkers is to chess as Lenny is to Big Pharma.

4:50 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Big Pharma and ham killed Mama Cass.

4:50 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You don’t want to be the ham that killed Mama Cass.

4:53 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Don’t show anyone Sarah Palin’s retarded son, Son.

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Trig_Palin

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That kid is Down.

5:11 pm September, 11 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The writers / contributors for uncyclopdia.wikia are all regs from this site. Fact.

5:43 pm September, 11 FredN. said...

Be honest. We’d do her.

5:53 pm September, 11 Guid is Good said...

Meinn Gott. Eurovision time again already?

6:09 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has a vaginal wart the size of an Audi A8.

6:09 pm September, 11 G$ said...

Bizarro Elivira better lend Barry Manyblows her eyeliner so he can darken in that mustache.

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P3ncil thin d1cks

6:11 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Schmorbraten Curtains can cover the field at the Berlin Olympic Stadium.

6:12 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Schmorbraten Curtains, I says,

6:14 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Just like the Autobahn, her taint has no speed limit.

6:17 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her clitoris is the size of a Blechkuchen.

8:06 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I am cancelling my order for Schmorbraten curtains in the second bedroom.

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Second bedroom, I says. They look great in the third bedroom.

8:07 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I have ordered a Blechkuchen for the second bathroom, I says.

8:12 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her nipples are the size of hand sewn Tischtuchs.

8:14 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Her tits aren’t that biGGG

When you compare them to the

Real life Led Zeppelins

8:14 pm September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Klaüs’s blood type is Cialis.

9:02 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they fart.

9:02 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they each have their own belly button 8″ under each nipple

9:03 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she has to turn slowly to avoid dislocating her pelvis

9:03 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big if she lays on her back she’ll drown

9:03 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they pay taxes

9:04 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she’s never seen her own dick

9:11 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big Israel pays her to stand at the Syrian border.

9:11 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big when she jogs they fire chowder down at everyone

9:12 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big their dander is Frisbee-sized and tastes like bacon.

9:12 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they download milk from iTunes.

9:12 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they taught Plinky’s Mom how to twerk

9:13 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they invented buttermilk when she fell down a hill once

9:13 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they’re literally bolted on

9:14 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have eyes and teeth

9:14 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big Merle Haggard shot at them once

9:14 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big Sarah Palin can see them from her house at the same time I can see them from mine.

9:15 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big the nipples have moon-scrapes

9:27 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Her boobs aren’t that big. They can’t even reach the asstitoid belt.

9:29 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Her boobs aren’t that big. Sarah Palin can’t see them under the sunrise when she looks west to shoot a moose in the morning,

9:31 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Her boobs aren’t that big. The lower 48 can’t see them around a bloated beaurocracy maskading as 24/7 news. <-I'm really tired of all that crap.

9:32 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

mascquerading. Damn, that girl’s tits blocked my spell check!

9:46 pm September, 11 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they wear belts

9:51 pm September, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Her boobs aren’t that big. Oh wait, they are.

10:08 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs are so big Randy Travis got found drunk on them.

10:09 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Randy Travis is one wild drunk.

10:09 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drunk rhymes with skankity skunk.

10:11 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Skunks have been known to pass rabies to persons that get all up in their bithess when they were encephelatic.

10:13 pm September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You don’t want her boobs to get rabid so don’t drink with Randy Travis.

7:07 am September, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her boobs are so big when she gets home before sundown on Shabbos her boobs are 10-minutes away.

7:16 am September, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her boobs are so big they have mezuzahs.

9:36 am September, 12 hermit said...

Her purse is so big she keeps a small toutboard motor and a case of transmission fluid in there, ” just in case.”

10:54 am September, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m not seeing it. All I’m seeing is large and round.

9:32 pm September, 12 xoffender said...

visited this site enough to know to divert my eyes while clicking on the link and all but still, jeez give a guy a warning

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